Lake Bemidji Luxury: SouthShore Hotel's Unforgettable Getaway
Lake Bemidji Luxury: SouthShore Hotel - My Bemidji Bliss (and a Few Grumbles)
Okay, buckle up, Buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at the SouthShore Hotel on Lake Bemidji, and let me tell you, it was a journey. Let's unpack this glorious, and sometimes slightly baffling, experience, shall we? I'll be honest, I'm still sorting through the mental laundry basket of memories.
First Impressions & Getting There: Smooth Sailing (Mostly)
The website promised luxury, and frankly, the drive up was gorgeous. Think crisp Minnesota air, shimmering lake views…the whole nine yards. Getting there was a breeze. The airport transfer? Smooth as silk. Thank goodness because I'm terrible at directions and the thought of wrestling with a rental car after a long flight makes my palms sweat. Score one for Airport transfer! Then, there's that Car park [free of charge] – a huge relief! (Parking charges are the bane of my existence.)
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Honestly
This is where things get a little…muddy. The hotel claims to be accessible, with Facilities for disabled guests listed. Now, I didn't personally need them, but I did eye the situation. The Elevator was definitely a plus, as was the fact that everything seemed reasonably spaced. But, and this is a big but, I didn't see any dedicated ramps or particularly obvious features beyond the basic necessities. More information would be welcome in the future, ideally with specifics.
Check-In: Speedy & Slick (with a Hint of Robot)
The Check-in/out [express] option was a lifesaver. I'm all about efficiency. The Contactless check-in/out was also a nice touch – felt extra safe. Honestly, the front desk was smooth and efficient, although the smiles felt a little… automated? Like perfectly programmed robots. Still, no complaints. The Front desk [24-hour] is a comfort though.
My Room: Oh, That Room! (and the Damn Coffee)
Okay, the rooms are a Available in all rooms kind of deal, and generally, pretty swanky. Air conditioning? Check. Blackout curtains? Blessed be! I love a good sleep-in. The Bed… Honestly, it was like sleeping on a cloud made of marshmallows. Extra long bed? Thank you, SouthShore! (I'm tall and I appreciate the consideration).
Now, for the quirks. The Coffee/tea maker situation was…disappointing. The coffee itself was weak, watery and I am a coffee snob. A serious, judge-y, coffee-loving snob. I'm talking about longing for that perfect cup first thing in the morning, and being disappointed on the first sip. I ended up running down to the Coffee shop in the lobby. (Better, but still…) Complimentary tea was there too, but I’m a caffeine fiend. But, the room did have a Refrigerator. (score!) So, good for some cold drinks and the mini bar was fully stocked!
The Bathroom was gorgeous. Separate shower/bathtub? Yes, please! And the Bathrobes… oh, the bathrobes. I practically lived in that fluffy, luxurious thing. A real treat! The only thing I didn’t use was the Bathroom phone. Who uses a bathroom phone anymore?!
Internet: Wi-Fi Wonderland (Thank Goodness!)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be! And it actually worked. I was able to stream cat videos and handle my work emails without a hitch. Internet access – wireless was also available, obviously. There didn't seem to be Internet [LAN] available.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (with Some Gaps)
Alright, the food situation was a mixed bag. Let's start with the good. The Breakfast [buffet] was decent. Standard fare, but a good selection. They also offered Breakfast takeaway service which was really useful for a morning run! I’d say the Asian cuisine is restaurant could be better. I was excited to try it, but ended up disappointed. I’m a massive sushi fan. No luck, unfortunately. The Poolside bar was a nice touch. Nothing better on a hot day.
Now, for the gripes. The Room service [24-hour] was tempting, but the menu was a little…limited. I also wanted the Western cuisine in restaurant but didn’t take enough time. The Coffee/tea in restaurant and the Hot water for the tea were good. Desserts in restaurant were fine. I thought there were some things that could actually be better. I’m also not a fan of the Asian breakfast.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day Bliss (and the Fitness Center's Lonely Struggle)
This is where the SouthShore shined. The Spa was heavenly. I had a Massage session (pure bliss), and the Sauna and Steamroom were the perfect way to unwind. They also had Body scrub and Body wrap, if you're into that sort of thing. The Pool with view was also amazing. A total zen experience.
Now, the Fitness center. It existed. It had the basics. But it also felt a little…deserted. Like a lonely outpost of good intentions.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Safe (and Sanitized)
This is where the SouthShore really impressed me. The Anti-viral cleaning products used gave me peace of mind. The Rooms sanitized between stays made the experience so that I felt safe. There were also Daily disinfection in common areas, plus Hand sanitizer readily available. They also had the Safe dining setup in place. The staff were very consistent in ensuring safety.
Services & Conveniences: Mostly Helpful, Occasionally Confusing
The Concierge was helpful, though sometimes a little too “scripted.” The Daily housekeeping was efficient and kept my room spotless. The Dry cleaning and Laundry service were convenient. The Gift/souvenir shop was fine. The Indoor venue for special events was great, I’m all about some special events.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly? (I Can't Say For Sure)
I didn't have any kids with me. But they do list Babysitting service and Kids facilities, so it's definitely trying to cater to families.
Security: Solid & Reassuring
The Security [24-hour] and CCTV in common areas gave me a feeling of safety.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
Car park [on-site] was extremely helpful. I didn’t use the Taxi service or Bicycle parking.
Overall: Recommended (With a Few Caveats)
Would I go back to the SouthShore? Absolutely. It was a beautiful, relaxing getaway. But I would bring my own coffee! And maybe a better attitude toward the Asian Cuisine. Overall, it was a memorable trip. It provided the perfect amount of relaxation with a few bumps in the road and a story to tell.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is ME, at the SOUTH SHORE HOTEL on Lake Bemidji, Trademark Coll by Wyndham (fancy title, eh?), getting ready to… well, TRY to relax. Here's the messy, glorious, probably-won't-stick-to-it-but-hey-we're-all-just-winging-it-anyway plan:
Day 1: Arrival, Awkward Introductions, and the Quest for the Perfect Coffee
- 1:00 PM (ish): Arrive in Bemidji. Okay, let's be honest, the drive was NOT as scenic as the photos promised. More "endless Minnesota highway" and less "idyllic postcard." But hey, I made it! And the big lake is… well, it's BIG. The hotel lobby is…adequate. Smells faintly of chlorine and hope. Check-in with a smile! (Fake it 'til you make it, people.)
- Anecdote: I almost drove past the hotel. Seriously. I’m pretty sure I saw a gas station and thought, "Nope, that's it, I'm living here." Then my brain kicked in and I’m like, "Wait, you're supposed to be on vacation, you idiot".
- 1:30 PM: Unpack. (Or, more accurately, throw luggage haphazardly on the bed and vow to unpack “later.”) First mission: find coffee. REAL coffee. Not that sad, lukewarm stuff in the lobby. The coffee maker in the room is staring at me, challenging me. Challenge accepted.
- Quirky Observation: The room key! It's a physical key! In 2024! I feel like I've stepped back in time. Is this a good thing? Hard to say. Reminds me of my grandparents.
- 2:30 PM: Coffee acquisition mission. This is crucial. The hotel’s offering is… not cutting it. Yelp here I come! Found a place called "The Cabin Coffee House." Sounded promising. After a half-hour drive got there. It was so crowded I was just sitting there for an hour. The coffee was good, but I felt like an idiot for making that trip.
- 4:00 PM: Poolside… thing. Tried the indoor pool. Which was… fine. Small, crowded, and a little too much chlorine to be truly relaxing. Saw a kid trying to do a cannonball - and failing. It was hysterical. Everyone else was annoyed. I giggled. Felt like a kid myself.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant, "The Lakeside Grill." Hopefully, it's better than my first impressions. Okay, honestly, the food was… passable. I ordered the walleye (when in Rome, right?). It was cooked fine, but the seasoning? Lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. Dessert? The brownie was dry but I didn't care. I was too tired.
Day 2: Lake Adventures, Unexpected Meltdowns, and the Power of Pizza
- 9:00 AM (ish): Attempt to conquer the lake. Kayak rental, here I come! The hotel has rentals, so I'm hoping that's easy peasy.
- Rambling Thought: I always romanticize kayaking. The thought of gliding silently on the water, communing with nature… then I remember my terrible coordination and the likelihood of capsizing. Wish me luck.
- 9:30 AM: Boat launching… and a near-disaster. The kayaking thing was great, right up until I tried to actually get IN the kayak. Turns out, balance is a skill I haven't mastered. I wobbled, I cursed, I almost soaked my phone. Eventually, I made it (with the help of a very patient hotel employee) and the next hour was pure bliss. Stunning views. The pure silence (mostly). The sun on my face… worth the struggle.
- 10:45 AM: Post-kayak chill. Back to my room to change. A little more time to lay down.
- Emotional Reaction: I feel surprisingly good. The lake air and the sun…they did something for me. I'm actually…calm. Maybe this vacation thing isn't so bad after all.
- 11:30 AM: Shopping, shopping, shopping. Needed a new pair of sunglasses and maybe a t-shirt or two. Went and looked at the shops nearby.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. Pizza. Because pizza fixes everything. Found a local place called "Rapids Pizza." It was amazing. Best pizza I've had in ages. The crust was perfect, the toppings were fresh, and I ate the whole damn thing. No regrets.
- 3:00 PM: Afternoon nap. Needed it. The pizza, the kayaking, the… life… it all takes a toll. Slept for hours.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Something… easy. I'm not feeling adventurous, just want to relax for a bit. Grabbed some snacks at the hotel's snack bar.
Day 3: Big Foot, Farewell, and the Journey Home
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Back to the hotel's lackluster breakfast buffet. Scrambled eggs that taste suspiciously like they’ve been sitting out for a while. Coffee that's…well, you know.
- 10:00 AM: The Bemidji Sculpture Walk. Gotta do it. The city is known for its art, and I’m not one to miss an attraction. Took a 2-hour stroll past various sculptures. Seeing the Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox statues.
- 12:00 PM: The Bigfoot. While I was on the walk I encountered a Bigfoot and the pictures I took look like absolute garbage. I was both horrified and amazed.
- 1:00 PM: Check out, a mix of relief and a touch of sadness. The vacation, like all good things, must come to an end.
- 1:30 PM: On the road, back to reality.
- Opinionated Language: This trip had its flaws, sure. The food was questionable. The pool was crowded. But the lake was beautiful, the pizza was divine, and for a few glorious hours, I forgot about emails and deadlines and all the other things that plague me. This vacation turned out to be good.
- 2:00 PM: Final thoughts.
- Final Thoughts: So, South Shore Hotel, Lake Bemidji. You weren’t perfect, but you did the trick. I needed this, and I’m grateful for the little moments of peace, laughter, and pizza-induced happiness. Until next time, Minnesota. And to anyone reading this hot mess of an itinerary – travel is what YOU make of it. Don't worry about perfection. Just go, explore, laugh, and embrace the chaos.
And that's it. The end. (Probably.)
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Lake Bemidji Luxury: SouthShore Hotel's Unforgettable Getaway... Maybe? Let's See! FAQs (Brace Yourselves!)
Okay, so... "Luxury"? What's the *real* deal at this SouthShore place? Is it all marble fountains and swans, or are we talking "nicer than Motel 6"?
Alright, let's be real. "Luxury" is a buzzword these days. At SouthShore, it's... elevated. Think less Versailles, more... well-appointed cabin vibes? My room? Gorgeous, I gotta admit. Big windows with *that* lake view – seriously, breathtaking. But the "marble fountain"? Nope. The "swan"? Only if you count the guy who *thought* he saw a trumpeter swan on the lake after a few too many beers at the bar, bless his heart. It's definitely a step up. The linens? Crisp. The toiletries? Fancy enough. But the air conditioning... well, mine rattled a bit like a grumpy old badger. Good news, I always loved the air con in the rooms.
The Lake. Is it actually *on* the lake? And is it... you know... *nice*? I'm picturing murky water and aggressive geese.
Yes! It *is* practically on the lake! You walk out the back, and BAM! Lake Bemidji. The water? Surprisingly clear, for a lake, I thought. (Minnesota lakes can be dicey, you know?) The geese... Okay, yeah, the geese are a thing. They're like feathered mafiosos. They own the shoreline. They judge you. One even *stole my sandwich* during my picnic! I'm not kidding. (Rant incoming: I swear I saw him wink! A *goose* winked! I tell you what...) But overall, the lake itself is beautiful. The sunsets? Unreal. Worth the potential goose-related trauma, honestly. Just... guard your food. And your ankles. Geese are serious business.
What about the food? Dining... is there even decent food in Bemidji? (I'm secretly a foodie, judge me if you must!)
Okay, food. This is where things get... interesting. The hotel's restaurant, "The Lakeside Grill" (or something fancy like that), is... passable. The walleye? Pretty darn good, actually. But the service? Let's just say "relaxed" might be an understatement. I'm talking, "order your coffee and then go on a hike and it *might* be ready when you get back" relaxed. They were super nice, super friendly, but... slow. And I'm usually not a "hangry" person, but good lord, after hiking all day I was ready to eat the table.
But here's the secret: venture OUTSIDE the hotel. Bemidji has some hidden gems. I found this little diner downtown - Betty's Place, or something like that - and it had the BEST. BURGER. EVER. Greasy, messy, perfect. Forget "luxury," sometimes you just need a burger that requires three napkins and makes you want to take a nap. That's the real win here.
Activities, activities! Beyond staring at the lake (which, let's be honest, is appealing), what *is* there to do? Is it just fishing and... more fishing?
Okay, so, fishing is a *thing*. Apparently, Bemidji is a fishing mecca. And, yes, it's beautiful and you *can* fish. But that's not the *only* thing. Let me tell you, there's a whole other world to discover. I went for a walk on some trails, rented a kayak (almost capsized, but survived!) and just felt so good by the end of the day. There are also these... quirky little shops. I bought a t-shirt about the "Legendary Paul Bunyan" and his girlfriend, Babe the Blue Ox. (Don't ask.) They have, like, cute little shops. Just the right amount of, "This is Minnesota." Also, if you love small-town vibes, you are set. If you hate them...well...
The Spa? Is it worth the splurge? (Asking for a friend... who may or may not be me.)
The spa... Okay, here's the unvarnished truth. It's... nice. It's not the Ritz-Carlton, but it’s a pleasant way to spend an afternoon. I got a massage, and the masseuse was wonderful. She had this super chill vibe and managed to work out knots I didn't even know I had. But the steam room? A bit... underwhelming. Felt less "luxurious spa" and more "slightly humid bathroom." Overall, it's a treat. But if you're expecting a life-altering experience, manage your expectations. But listen, after a long day of lake activities, that massage? Absolutely divine. I almost fell asleep... and probably dribbled a little. Don't tell anyone.
Anything *really* bad? Like, deal-breaker bad? Or is it all generally okay?
Okay, the bad. Let's be honest, every place has those moments. One truly terrible thing: the elevator. It was *ancient*. I'm talking, "should probably be in a museum" ancient. It groaned and creaked, and I was convinced it was either going to get stuck between floors or plummet to the basement. I took the stairs more than a few times.
Other than that, it's mostly just minor things. The Wi-Fi was a bit spotty in my room, sometimes. And the noise from the hallway... Well, let's just say I got to know my neighbors' conversations *very* well. (And some of their relationship drama, which was... yikes.) But overall? Not a deal-breaker. Just... a little bit of Minnesota reality creeping in.
Would you go back? The million-dollar question!
Hmm... Would I? Honestly? *Probably*. Despite the creaky elevator and those darn geese, I had a good time. The lake view, that burger, the friendly people... It's got a certain charm. It’s not perfect. But it's... authentic. And sometimes, that's all you need. Just don't expect perfection. And bring earplugs. And keep a close eye on your sandwich.
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