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Lake Bemidji Getaway: Honestly, My Take (The Good, The Okay, and The Totally Worth It!)
Okay, folks, let's be brutally honest. I'm not some polished travel blogger who's been to a million hotels and has everything perfectly curated. I'm just… me. I stayed at the Lake Bemidji Getaway, and here's the real deal, warts and all. And believe me, there were some warts.
First Impressions (and Accessibility… a Crucial Thing!)
Right away, I have to shout out the SouthShore for being remarkably accessible. I noticed it – and that's HUGE because it should be seamless! The elevators were big and easy to find. Wheelchair users, listen up – this place gets it. And that just makes me feel instantly good. Access is a major win.
Getting Connected (Because, You Know, Reality)
Okay, let’s talk internet. Wi-Fi is crucial, and free Wi-Fi in all the rooms is a massive plus. Seriously, I hate paying for internet. The connection was decent in my room, which was a relief because I needed to stream some… let's just say "important" documentaries. Didn't try the LAN connection, so hard to say there. Wi-Fi in the public areas was fine for checking emails, but like, nothing ground-breaking.
The Room – My Sanctuary (Almost)
Alright, the rooms? They have a lot goin' on! The free bottled water was a lifesaver (hydration is key!), and the coffee maker was a blessing. The bed? Holy moly, the bed was comfy. And I mean comfy. I seriously sunk into it after a long day of… well, relaxing. They have things like air conditioning (duh!), alarm clocks (again, duh!), a mini-bar (tempting!), a safe, and a desk for working. They even have a hair dryer. And, of course, free Wi-Fi! There was a private bathroom, complete with a bathtub and a separate shower. I'm a separate shower/bathtub kinda person, so I was happy. Oh, and the robes? So soft. But the decor? A little… dated? Think… beige? And I spotted some peeling paint on the balcony. But, hey! They kept it clean, and that's what counts.
Getting Pampered (Spa Day or Bust!)
The spa. Oh, the spa! Okay, so initially, I was skeptical. Body scrubs? Body wraps? Sounds a little intimidating, right? I'm more of a "sit on the couch and eat chips" kind of person. But, holy moly, did I love the body scrub! I selected the "zesty citrus" and my skin felt like silk, and it smelled incredible. And the massage? I almost fell asleep. And the pool with the view? Spectacular. The sauna and steam room were a lovely touch. Did I mention the massage? Seriously. The spa alone is worth the price of admission.
Food, Glorious Food! (And Okay-ish Coffee…)
Okay, the food at the restaurant? Pretty darn good. A buffet breakfast is always a winner in my book (hello, unlimited bacon!). They had everything–Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, everything! The coffee shop? It was… coffee. Not the best, not the worst. But seriously, the dinner? A la carte, and had a delicious salad and soup! My friend got desserts, and they were fantastic. Oh, they even have a poolside bar, which is nice.
Relaxation Station (The Fun Stuff!)
As far as relaxation goes, they have a gym/fitness center (I mostly stared at it…), a pool with a view (divine!), a sauna, and a spa/sauna, which I mentioned before. The gym offered a fitness center, which I did not use, but looked well equipped.
Stuff to Do (Besides Hibernating in the Room)
Beyond the spa, there are things to do. I didn’t do any special events, but there's an indoor venue. The gift shop was okay. They also have meeting facilities for meetings!
The Not-So-Perfect Stuff (But Still Okay)
Okay, here comes the slightly messy part. I had a minor issue with housekeeping one day. They did provide daily housekeeping but missed a few spots. It wasn't a deal-breaker, but just a little annoying. The soundproofing could be a teeny bit better. Also, the decor in the hallways? Kinda felt generic.
The Staff – Mostly Awesome (and a Few Quirks)
The staff? Mostly amazing. Friendly, helpful, and always there with a smile. The front desk staff were particularly great. They also have a Doctor/nurse on call. One of the doormen, though? A little too enthusiastic. He kept calling me "Your Highness." It was endearing, but also a tad embarrassing.
Cleanliness and Safety (Important Stuff!)
Okay, in these times, cleanliness is vital. They use anti-viral cleaning products, have hand sanitizer everywhere, and rooms are sanitized between stays. They have a lot of safety features. I felt safe and secure—a weight off the shoulders!
Services and Conveniences (Making Life Easier)
They offer a bunch of services, like laundry, dry cleaning, and a doorman. There is an elevator! A convenience store is also available.
The Verdict: Go. Just Go!
Look, the Lake Bemidji Getaway isn't a perfect hotel. There are quirks. There are minor imperfections. But the good massively outweighs the bad. The accessible rooms, the spa, the comfortable beds, the delicious food… it all adds up to an experience that's genuinely enjoyable.
And honestly? If you're looking for a place to unwind, recharge, and escape the everyday chaos, I wholeheartedly recommend it. Just go. Book it. And maybe splurge on that massage. You deserve it. (I’m still dreaming about it…)
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't gonna be your perfectly Pinterest-curated itinerary. This is Bemidji, Minnesota, Trademark Collection by Wyndham (fancy, eh?) and it’s gonna be… well, something. Lord knows what, actually. Here we go:
Day 1: Arrival. Or, Adventures in Avoiding the Airport Shuttle.
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Bemidji, MN (BJI), Pray to the Gods of On-Time Flights. Okay, let's be honest. Flying into a tiny regional airport? That's a gamble. Pray. Hard. (And pack snacks. ALWAYS pack snacks.) And if the flight is delayed? Ugh. Instant grump. Which, let's face it, is probably my default setting anyway when it comes to travel.
- 1:30 PM: Airport Shenanigans & Car Rental Debacle. Okay, so I thought I reserved a car. Turns out, my confirmation was a suggestion, apparently. There's this lovely (read: exhausted) woman behind the counter who’s seen it all, and she basically looks right through me as I sputter about needing a vehicle. "Everyone needs a vehicle, honey," she sighs, with the weary air of a seasoned flight attendant who's dealt with a thousand hangry toddlers. Finally, I'm behind the wheel of a… let's just call it a "vintage" compact. The air conditioner sputters like a dying frog. This is gonna be interesting.
- 2:30 PM: Check-In at SouthShore Hotel on Lake Bemidji, Trademark Coll by Wyndham. Okay, FINALLY! I'm expecting, you know, maybe a grand lobby. But It’s… cozy. Like a comfortable, slightly worn-in shoe. The front desk guy is super friendly though, which immediately soothes the car-rental rage. He's got a goofy laugh and the air of someone who genuinely enjoys living in Bemidji. "Welcome to Paradise," he says, with a wink. I'm already liking this place. And the lake view from the room? Holy moly, breathtaking. Actually a pretty amazing view, really.
- 3:00 PM: Room Reconnaissance and Initial Gratitude. The room isn't bad - clean, big comfy bed. Immediately, I take a full 20 minute to just collapse on the bed. This is exactly what I needed.
- 4:00 PM: Lake Bemidji Stroll (and the Quest for Coffee). Time to stretch my legs. Heading down to the lake--I'm already seeing why this place is so popular. But first, COFFEE. The hotel "coffee shop" turns out to be a sad little self-serve station in the lobby. Disappointment sets in. I'll need to find a decent caffeine fix, and quick.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner and the Great Bemidji Brewery Hunt. I'm starving. Looking for something that's not a chain. Google tells me there's a brewery nearby. Which, of course, means a brewery. The search is on! I'm thinking pub food, maybe a burger, and definitely a beer. The brewery, when I find it (after a bit of circling the block), is a haven of flannel and friendly faces. The burger is epic. The beer is local and fantastic. I order, a second. Maybe, just maybe, Bemidji is gonna be alright after all.
- 7:30 PM: Sunset Serenity… Almost. Back at the hotel. The sunset over the lake is unreal. Pictures simply don't do it justice. I'm sitting on my balcony, beer in hand (a different one, of course – gotta sample!), and feel a sense of peace wash over me. Almost. Then, the neighbor decides to fire up his leaf blower. Seriously? The leaf blower? The zen bubble… popped.
Day 2: Bemidji, Lake Life and a Whole Lotta Fish.
- 7:00 AM: Wake Up to the Sound of Seagulls (and Maybe a Leaf Blower…again.) Ah, the sweet sounds of nature! Well, mostly. That leaf blower is still on my mind.
- 8:00 AM: Coffee Quest, Part Deux: The Holy Grail of Caffeine. Determined, I venture out in search of decent coffee. Found a cute little cafe in town, complete with hipsters, over-priced lattes, and a ridiculously delicious muffin. Success!
- 9:00 AM: The Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox Extravaganza. This is a MUST. I'm talking the giant statues tourists flock to see. They're…exactly as advertised. Big. And touristy. But also, iconic. I take a goofy picture.
- 9:30 AM: Lake Bemidji Boating Adventure! Yes! I rented a pontoon boat with the idea of a scenic cruise around the lake. This is where it went sideways. I'm not a fan of boats. But I love water, however. The engine sputtered and coughed, and I spent the next hour feeling like I was starring in a slapstick comedy. Eventually, with the help of a very patient dock hand, I get the thing going. The lake, though? Absolutely gorgeous. The sun, the water, the freedom… worth the navigational nightmares.
- 12:00 PM: Fish Fry Frenzy. I hit up a seriously local restaurant. I’m talking fried fish, coleslaw and potatoes. Now that is a meal. It was fantastic. I had to roll myself back to the hotel, and I don’t regret it.
- 3:00 PM: Relaxation..Maybe? Back at the hotel. I have some time. I could go to the spa, but honestly? That feels more like chores. I decide that a nap is in order, which I do.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner and a Walk around the lake: I go to the lake and walk around. The town is friendly, the people there are really nice, and the food is great.
- 8:00 PM: Stargazing…If the Clouds Cooperate. Okay, so the sky is supposed to be phenomenal for stargazing. Fingers crossed the clouds don't turn up.
Day 3: Time to Say Goodbye (and Maybe Come Back?).
- 7:00 AM: Last Sunrise and Regret of not getting enough sleep. Another gorgeous sunrise over the lake. Definitely going to miss this view.
- 8:00 AM: Last Coffee, Last Muffin (sob). Back to that cafe. Gotta savor it this time.
- 9:00 AM: The Souvenir Hunt. I buy a goofy t-shirt, a Bemidji mug (because, clichés), and a tiny blue ox figurine. My luggage will be full of useless crap
- 10:00 AM: Check-Out and a Sad Farewell. The front desk guy gives me a wave. "Come back soon, ya hear?" I smile and promise I will.
- 10:30 AM: Airport Shenanigans, Round Two. The car rental place is just as chaotic as before. I return my trusty steed. I wait for my flight.
- 1:00 PM: Flight Home. And Dreaming of Leaf Blowers. Bye bye, Bemidji! You were…memorable. You were a little messy. A little quirky. A whole lot of gorgeous. And, you know what? I think I'm gonna miss it. Until next time, with a prayer for kinder weather and a car that doesn't sound like it's about to croak.
Okay, so, "Lake Bemidji Getaway": Is it *really* that unforgettable? I’ve heard that line before… and it's usually a lie.
Alright, alright, keep your cynical hat on. I get it. Unforgettable? That's a BIG claim. Look, let me be brutally honest: I've stayed at places that promised the moon and delivered… well, a slightly used cheese grater. But THIS place? Lake Bemidji SouthShore? Seriously… it's burned itself into my brain like a good song stuck on repeat.
Maybe "unforgettable" is a bit hyperbolic. But here's the deal: I went there for my anniversary. My wife and I, we needed a freaking break. We'd been battling this reno project at home (don't even get me STARTED on the drywall…), and we were basically zombies fueled by instant coffee and regret. So, yeah, unforgettable? Maybe. Definitely *relief-inducing* when we first walked into the lobby. And the lobby? Oh man...
The lobby? What's so special about a hotel lobby? Is it just a place for people to awkwardly stand around and check their phones?
Okay, okay, fair point. Hotel lobbies are usually…meh. Like the waiting room of life. But the SouthShore's lobby? It’s like they *knew* we needed a hug. (And let's be real, sometimes a hug *from a hotel* is exactly what you need after a day of driving and yelling at your GPS.)
Picture this: Fireplace roaring (a *real* fireplace, not one of those electric fake-outs), comfy-looking armchairs strategically placed, and the smell of… I don't know what it was, but it was GOOD. Like fresh-baked cookies and mountain air had a baby. We collapsed into those chairs and I swear the stress just *evaporated*. I think my wife actually sighed. And she rarely sighs. Usually, it's grunts of exasperation, so…winning!
Also, they had these little complimentary coffee stations with like, all sorts of syrups and stuff. I’m not ashamed to admit I went back for a second (and third!) cup and fueled my caffeine addiction before we even got unpacked. I need fuel, you know? Gotta keep the energy up. Otherwise, well, you’ll get the grunts of exasperation.
Alright, alright, the lobby sounds nice. But what about the *rooms*? Are they clean? Because let's be real, that's the bottom line.
Okay, cleaning is a huge deal. I get it. I’m basically a germophobe in disguise. I travel with my own Clorox wipes, just in case. But the rooms? Spotless. Seriously. I actually did the white glove test (shame, I know, but old habits die hard). No dust bunnies, no mysterious stains, no questionable odors.
Our room even had a balcony overlooking the lake. And the lake… it’s beautiful. I mean, *really* beautiful. The kind of beautiful that makes you want to write bad poetry. I almost did. I even *thought* about it, which is saying something. (I am *not* a poet).
And the bed…oh, the bed. It was like sleeping on a cloud made of marshmallows and pure joy. Seriously. I don’t normally rave about hotel beds, but this one was different. I slept like the dead (and my wife slept even better!). Which, again, is a win.
Did you… do anything *besides* sit in the lobby, drink coffee, and sleep? Is there actually *anything* to do around there?
Ugh, yes! I wanted to do *everything*. But yeah, so, Lake Bemidji is great! The hotel itself offers a bunch of stuff. They have kayaks and paddleboards to rent. We tried the kayaks, and… let's just say I am no champion kayaker. I spent a significant amount of time going in circles and nearly capsized. My wife, on the other hand, looked like a pro. Some people have all the luck. But look, it was fun. Even if I did look like a flailing seal at one point.
They also have a pool and a hot tub, which were amazing after a day of kayaking (and, you know, avoiding actual work for once!). And the hotel has a restaurant and bar. We ate dinner there, and the food was actually really good. I had a terrible, but also amazing, burger and fries. My wife had the walleye (when in Bemidji, right?). We sat by the fireplace, had a couple of drinks, and... yeah, it was about as perfect as it could get.
Okay, okay, it sounds… decent. But what's the worst part? There's *always* a catch, right? What was the thing that annoyed you?
Alright, let's get real. The internet. The Wi-Fi. It was… spotty. Like, I'm talking "dial-up in 2024" kind of spotty. I'm not sure what the deal was, but I was trying to get some emails done… and it was a struggle. Which, honestly, was probably a *good* thing. It forced me to disconnect from the digital world and actually *talk* to my wife. Which, you know, sometimes you need. So, minor annoyance? Yes. Dealbreaker? Absolutely not.
Oh, and I think our room had a *tiny* bit of a view of a parking lot. But honestly, I was so blown away by the lake view from the balcony, I barely noticed. Besides, I wasn't there to stare at cars. I was there to, you know, recover from a year of remodeling. And that, my friends, the SouthShore totally helped me to do.
Oh, and one more thing: The check-out process was *too* easy. Seriously. I felt like I was being subtly encouraged to leave. Which I totally didn't want to do. I wanted to stay in that marshmallow bed forever. But, alas… all good things, and all that.
So… would you recommend it? Even with the iffy Wi-Fi and the parking lot view?
Look, if you're looking for a sterile, cookie-cutter hotel experience, this ain't it. But if you want something that feels… real? Something that actually helps you *relax*? Something that’s a genuine *getaway*… then absolutely, yes. Go. Go now. Book it. You won't regret it. (Unless you're a die-hard gamer who needs constant internet. Then maybe pack a mobile hotspot.)
We're already planning our return trip. Hopefully, next time I'll manage to kayak without looking like an idiot. And maybe I'll even write my bad poetry about the lake. (Just kidding… mostly.) Seriously. Go.
