McCook's BEST Kept Secret: Quality Inn & Suites Review!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the wild, wacky, and maybe slightly smelly world of McCook's BEST Kept Secret: the Quality Inn & Suites! (And yes, I'm yelling in excitement because…well, you'll see.) Forget those polished, sterile travel reviews – prepare for the unvarnished truth, complete with my caffeine-fueled rants and the occasional gasp of delight.
First Impressions (and My Immediate Regret About Choosing Yesterday's Outfit):
Okay, so McCook, Nebraska. Let's just say it's not exactly Paris. But hey, sometimes you need a place to crash, y'know? As a fully-fledged, card-carrying member of the "Traveling on a Budget and Praying My Credit Card Doesn't Explode" club, the Quality Inn & Suites was calling my name. The exterior… well, let's call it "functional." Think sturdy, maybe a little sunburned, definitely seen a few seasons. But listen, it's about what's inside, right? RIGHT?!
(Deep breaths. Remember the value proposition. Stay optimistic.)
Accessibility: A Plus… Mostly.
Now, I'm not a wheelchair user, but I am a very clumsy human who appreciates practicality. The hotel touted 'Facilities for disabled guests', and I did see an elevator (thank god, stairs give me flashbacks to my childhood gymnastics career – aka a spectacular failure). The check-in desk was accessible, but the ramp situation to the parking lot… well, let's just say I saw a couple of folks give it the side-eye. Need more info? Give them a call – seems like an area worth clarifying.
Cleanliness and Safety: Praying to the Germ Gods!
This is HUGE, people. I’m a borderline germaphobe (don’t judge, the world’s a petri dish!), so the whole 'Cleanliness and safety' thing was paramount. And yes, thank god, they were on it. I saw signs plastered everywhere about ‘Anti-viral cleaning products’ and ‘Daily disinfection in common areas.’ The staff looked well-trained, and I appreciated the ‘Hand sanitizer’ everywhere. You can even opt-out of room sanitization, which is a nice touch – gives you that sense of control when the world feels like it's spinning. I heard they do 'Professional-grade sanitizing services' regularly, between stays. (Whispers: this made me feel a lot better.) They had ‘Smoke alarms’ (always a good sign) and ‘CCTV in common areas’ and ‘CCTV outside property’… I'm not sure if that's comforting or if I'm about to be the star of a documentary about the world's most awkward hotel guest.
Rooms: The Good, the Bad… and the Unexpectedly Comfy Bed.
Okay, the room. Let's be real, I wasn't expecting the Ritz. But… wait for it… the ‘Bed’ was surprisingly comfortable! Like, seriously, divinely comfortable. I sank into it like a marshmallow in hot cocoa. It was a much-needed reprieve after a day of driving with a GPS voice that sounds suspiciously like my Aunt Mildred. ‘Blackout curtains’ were a lifesaver (that Nebraska sun is intense), and I loved the ‘Coffee/tea maker’ – crucial for fueling my caffeine addiction. There was, blessedly, ‘Free Wi-Fi’ (more on that later). 'Air conditioning' (essential) and a ‘Refrigerator’ (thank you, lord, for keeping my emergency chocolate stash safe!).
Things That Made Me Smile (and Scream Internally):
- Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! Okay, this is a big deal. I'm tethered to the internet. I need to work. I need to stream. It worked! Mostly. There were a few moments of buffering that sent me into a silent rage, but hey, it’s free!
- Separate shower/bathtub: Nice! I could wallow in the shower or take a nice bath if I was feeling fancy.
- Desk: I needed a desk to do my work, this was useful, as I mentioned.
- Wake-up service I didn’t use it, but it’s there.
Things That Made Me Sigh (and Possibly Swear Under My Breath):
- The Internet (Not Always My Friend): While the Wi-Fi itself was free, the reliability… hmm. It fluctuated. Remember that job interview you needed to do? Probably not the best place to do it.
- The carpet… it was carpet. (It looked clean enough, though.)
- The toiletries are… basic. Bring your own fancy stuff, or prepare to channel your inner minimalist.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventure (Or, Just Getting Through the Day)
Okay, I'm a foodie, so this is where things get… interesting.
- Breakfast (buffet): This was included! And, honestly, it was… well, it was breakfast. There were the usual suspects: waffles (the star!), cereal, some slightly sad-looking eggs, and the holy grail: coffee. It wasn’t gourmet, but it filled the hole. (And I saw someone take four waffles, which, honestly, respect.) The 'Breakfast takeaway service' was another useful option.
- Coffee Shop: They had a coffee shop. Saved me from total caffeine withdrawal.
- Snack Bar: Useful for grabbing a candy bar at midnight, because, why not?
- Restaurants: There are restaurants nearby, but not within the hotel, and I didn’t try them out.
- Room service [24-hour]: I didn’t need it, but the fact that it's there makes me feel safe.
Services and Conveniences: Beyond the Bed and Breakfast
They had:
- Air conditioning in public area: Necessary in Nebraska.
- Daily housekeeping: My room was cleaned. Nice!
- Laundry Service: Useful.
- Free Car park: I felt safe parking my car, which is always good.
- Elevator: I already mentioned, but it's super.
- Front desk [24-hour]: Always good.
- Concierge: Didn’t use, but I can imagine it’s helpful.
- Currency Exchange: I didn’t need this, but good for the weary traveler.
- Facilities for disabled guests: I went over this.
For the Kids: Not Really Focused on Them.
I didn't see a lot for kids, but… they had a ‘Family/child friendly’ rating. Maybe. If you're traveling with little ones, call ahead and ask. Better to be prepared!
Spa time!
I didn't use the spa!
Getting Around:
They had:
- Airport transfer (If flying into this area).
- Car park [free of charge] (essential)
- Taxi service (also useful)
My Verdict (The Honest Part):
Alright, here’s the deal: the Quality Inn & Suites in McCook is not the Four Seasons. It’s not going to blow you away with luxury. BUT, for the price? It's a solid, reliable, and CLEAN place to crash. It's got the essentials: a comfy bed, decent Wi-Fi, and coffee (important). The staff was friendly enough. And the location… well, it's in McCook. ;) If you're looking for a clean, affordable, no-frills stay, then this place is absolutely serviceable.
The Emotional Finale (Because I Like to Over-Dramatize):
Look, am I going to write a sonnet about the Quality Inn & Suites? Probably not. But did I get a good night's sleep? Yes. Did I feel safe and (relatively) comfortable? Yes. Will I recommend it to a budget traveler? Most definitely.
My Quirky Observation:
The elevator music was…an experience. Let's just say it involved a lot of elevator-themed jazz.
Here's my pitch (SEO-friendly, because I’m savvy like that):
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For a stress-free stay in McCook, NE, look no further than the Quality Inn & Suites! We offer:
- Impeccable Cleanliness: Rest easy with our stringent cleaning protocols, including ‘Anti-viral cleaning products’ and ‘Daily disinfection’ throughout the property.
- Comfort and Convenience: Sink into our ‘extra long bed’ after a day of exploring! Benefit from ‘Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!’, perfect for streaming your favorite shows and keeping you connected.
- Accessibility: Offering ‘Facilities for disabled guests’, ensuring a comfortable experience for all travelers.
- Breakfast Done Right: Enjoy a complimentary ‘Breakfast [buffet]’ to
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. This is a Quality Inn & Suites Mc Cook, Nebraska odyssey, and trust me, it's gonna be a wild ride.
Title: Mc Cook, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Panhandle (Maybe)
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread (and Pizza)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Eppley Airfield in Omaha (ugh, Omaha. It felt like everyone was wearing the same beige sweater). The flight was…uneventful, which, honestly, is a win. My carry-on, however, decided to declare war on my shoulder. By the time I wrestled it onto the baggage carousel, I was convinced I looked like a hunchback.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Rent a car. Okay, okay, the rental was a solid, if slightly dusty, sedan. It's probably the worst possible car for the journey, but the price was right. And I couldn't resist the offer.
- 4:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Drive to McCook. The expanse of Nebraska. Never done a road trip like this, and I was instantly feeling it. First, it's flat. Like, remarkably flat. I'm used to mountains and trees. Then, the radio signal started cutting out. Pretty soon I was left with only static and my own, increasingly loud, existential thoughts. Is this what getting old feels like? The wind farms whirring in the distance were the only sign of life beyond… well, the flat fields. I stopped at a gas station with a giant American flag flapping in the wind. Bought a questionable hot dog and a bag of chips.
- 7:00 PM: Arrive at Quality Inn & Suites, McCook. Check-in. The lobby smelled faintly of chlorine and regret. The front desk clerk, bless her soul, seemed to have seen a ghost. Told me about the pool hours and the complimentary breakfast. "It's pretty standard," she mumbled. Standard is an understatement.
- 7:30 PM - 8:30 PM: Settle into room. Ah, the room. It's…functional. Two queen beds (alone on this trip, but whatever), a giant TV, and a view of the parking lot. The air conditioner sounds like a jet engine that's about to explode. Praying it doesn't.
- 8:30 PM - 9:30 PM: Pizza time from the local Pizza Hut. I'm hungry, and the only thing worse than Pizza Hut is a potentially bad local pizzeria. The pizza hit the spot, though. God, I needed that.
- 9:30 PM: Stare out the window at the parking lot. Wonder if I'll wake up.
Day 2: The McCook Experience (or, Maybe Not)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up to the jet-engine-esque air conditioning. Actually not so bad.
- 7:30 AM: Go to get breakfast. It's… the aforementioned "standard." Think sad, rubbery eggs, pre-packaged pastries, and coffee that could strip paint. At least the waffle iron works. I made a waffle, and ate it alone, wondering why I felt the need to do this, so far away from home.
- 8:30 AM - 11:00 AM: Wander. I think I am getting sick. I hate the thought. The town is kinda dead. There are gas stations, a few eateries, a movie theater which looked like it's been there since the 50s and a couple of antique stores. Not much else. "This is fine," I told myself.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Realized the day was flying by. Thought about whether to drive over to the state park. I hate hiking, but thought it might beat staring at the parking lot. It would have to be another day. Suddenly, I really REALLY needed lunch.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch at a local diner. Greasy spoon paradise. The waitress, a woman built like a brick house with a beehive hairdo, told me about her grandkids and the local softball league. The food was, and I am not kidding, surprisingly good. The burger was juicy, the fries crisp. The coffee kept flowing. Maybe McCook wasn't so bad.
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Back at the room to chill. Was feeling kinda sick, and mostly stayed in bed. Stared at the TV and mindlessly clicked through the channels.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Strolled back out to the street. Ended up at the local movie theatre, deciding to at least get my money's worth, even if I was alone. They had a double-feature of a couple of action flicks. The popcorn was stale, but the escape was worth it. I felt a little bit better.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the same diner from lunch. I felt like I had to, like it was my duty. Maybe I'll see the brick-house lady again! The waitresses knew my order as soon as I sat, and I was starting to feel like I belonged.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Headed back to the Quality Inn. After the movies, I got some drinks at the hotel.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the room to finish my adventure and sleep.
Day 3: Departure & The Long Road Home (and Probably Therapy)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. The air conditioning still blasts.
- 7:30 AM: Eat another Standard Breakfast. Okay, I'm starting to get used to the rubbery eggs.
- 8:00 AM: Check out. Thanked the weary front desk clerk. Said goodbye to our new mutual friend.
- 8:30 AM: Head back on the road. Driving for an hour just looking, thinking, and driving.
- 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Drive. The world keeps spinning.
- 1:00 PM: Arrive back at the Omaha Airport. Turn in the car. I had to admit I'd grown tired of the car.
- 2:00 PM: Flight home.
Quirky Observations & Emotional Reactions:
- The sheer vastness of Nebraska. It's like the world keeps going and you can't stop.
- The friendly, quiet people. I am a loud dude, but they are real.
- The distinct lack of anything to do. Maybe that was the point? To just… be?
- A deep, unshakeable sense of being alone.
- I am getting sick. I am getting sick. I am getting sick.
Imperfections & Messiness:
- I forgot to bring a book. Massive error.
- The coffee at the Quality Inn was truly awful.
- I didn't visit the state park. I was too lazy.
- I spent way too much time watching TV.
- I should have brought a better car.
- Maybe I should have stayed at home.
Opinionated Language & Natural Pacing:
This trip? Was it a disaster? Maybe. Was it a revelation? Perhaps. It was certainly… something. And the experience was completely worth it. The slow pace, the weirdness, the food that was probably doing me no favors, all hit the spot.
Final Thoughts:
Would I go back to McCook? Probably not. Would I recommend it? Possibly. You know, if you're looking for an experience that's equal parts boring and quietly profound, this is the place to be. Maybe. I'm not entirely sure. But hey, at least I have a story. And, let's be honest, a whole lot of existential angst to unpack later.
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So, the room… what was it like? Clean-ish? Horrifyingly un-clean? Be honest!
Breakfast. The most important meal of the day! What was the grub situation?
Pool? Fitness center? Any of that extra stuff? (Or is it just a room, a bed, and a slightly dodgy waffle?)
About the staff... were they helpful? The helpfulness of hotel staff is crucial!
Okay, hit me with the big picture. Would you stay there again? Would you recommend it?
