APA Hotel Tsukiji Eki Minami Tokyo Japan

Tokyo's BEST Kept Secret Hotel: APA Tsukiji Eki Minami!

Okay, buckle up, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into the "BEST Kept Secret Hotel" in Tokyo: the APA Hotel Tsukiji Eki Minami! Prepare for a wild ride, because my review isn't just a dry list of facts, it's a freaking experience. And yeah, I'm going to ramble a bit. Deal with it.

First Impressions (and the Existential Dread of Tiny Rooms)

Alright, so you're in Tokyo. Heart pounding with excitement, right? You've got the travel bug, the ramen cravings, the… tiny, tiny hotel room dread. And that’s the APA Hotel Tsukiji Eki Minami for ya! Accessibility? Let's address the elephant in the (compact) room: if you’re looking for super-wide hallways and massive bathrooms, you might want to adjust your expectations. They do have facilities for disabled guests (elevator, etc.), and that's important. BUT, these Japanese hotels are known for their tiny rooms, and this one is no exception. The room is small, I mean really small. You could practically touch all four walls at the same time. It's a bit of a joke, but hey, you're in Tokyo! You likely won't be spending much time in the room. Just a place to recharge for the next adventure.

Anyway, the check-in/out is supposed to be "express," and, well, it is, but it's a bit of a process to get through. Contactless at the front desk, but then you need to find your keycard. I loved that, and other times, it made me miss the old school style.

The Stuff That Actually Matters (and the Free Wi-Fi!)

Okay, let’s get real. You need the basics. And the APA Hotel Tsukiji Eki Minami delivers.

Internet: Thank GOD for free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Absolute lifesaver. Because, let's be honest, how else are you going to Instagram your ramen masterpiece? Also, Internet [LAN] access is available if that’s your thing.
Cleanliness and Safety: This is where the APA really shines. They're serious about this. Hand sanitizer everywhere. They have Daily disinfection in common areas, Anti-viral cleaning products, Rooms sanitized between stays, and Hand sanitizer. I'm talking FULL-ON Clean. I'm talking the type of clean that makes you slightly suspicious, like they're weaponizing cleanliness, and I was really glad. Rooms sanitized between stays made me feel safe. They also have Doctor/nurse on call, a First aid kit, and staff Trained in safety protocol.

Food, Glorious Food (and the Tiny Breakfast)

Dining & Drinking: The options aren’t vast, but you're in Tokyo! There's a variety of restaurants outside the hotel, but I must say that the Breakfast [buffet] (included in some rates) offered a solid start to the day. It's a nice Asian breakfast. Also, there is a Coffee shop and Restaurants available.
Room service: 24-hour! You can get food delivered.

Amenities: The Good, the Bad, and the Japanese (which is, generally, efficient)

For the Kids: Family/child friendly, and Babysitting service if that’s needed.
Ways to Relax: Hmm, ok, now here's the thing. The Fitness center is small, but it's there. Gym/fitness gives you space to exercise. And there's a Sauna, Spa, and Spa/sauna available.
Services & Conveniences: The APA offers all the usual suspects: a Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, and a Convenience store inside the hotel. The Elevator is essential (especially for those tiny rooms).
Getting Around: Airport transfer is available, but taxi service is super-easy to find as well. Car park [on-site] is available.

The Room Itself: The Tiny Fortress (and a Few Imperfections)

Okay, the room. You know it’s small. Embrace it.

Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Coffee/tea maker (essential!), Free bottled water, Mini bar, and Wi-Fi [free]. The Bathroom is private and complete with Toiletries, Shower, and Hair dryer. They’ve got Smoke detector, Safety/security feature, Non-smoking. But the best thing really is the Window that opens. It lets fresh air in after a day of being cooped up.
A couple of gripes: the bed was extra long but a little hard. Soundproofing could be better.
The Anecdote: The first night I was there, I got back super late. The city was buzzing, and I’d had an amazing dinner in a bustling little ramen shop, and I needed a shower. The water pressure was… adequate. But the hot water ran out, which was, well, pretty annoying at that moment. Okay, maybe I’m being a bit dramatic.

The "Best Kept Secret" (and Why You Should Probably Book It)

Look, the APA Hotel Tsukiji Eki Minami isn't for everyone. If you demand palatial suites and a luxurious spa experience, you'll be disappointed. If you need a room that’s actually got walking space, it's probably not for you.

But…

If you want a CLEAN, safe, conveniently located hotel that gives you the basics for a great price, and the freedom to explore Tokyo without blowing your budget on a hotel, then this is it. It's a great option if you are looking to explore the area and save money on a hotel. Here's why you should book:

Location, Location, Location: Seriously, the location is AWESOME. Close to Tsukiji Outer Market (food heaven!), the subway, and tons of restaurants.
Cleanliness: Seriously, the cleanliness is top-notch.
Price: It's a bargain.

My Verdict: Four out of Five Stars (with an asterisk for the tiny rooms).

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Prime Location: Step outside and dive headfirst into the vibrant heart of Tsukiji and beyond! (Seriously, go get some sushi.)
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APA Hotel Tsukiji Eki Minami Tokyo Japan

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to go on a whirlwind tour of… well, let's just say "Tokyo-ish" starting from the hallowed halls of the APA Hotel Tsukiji Eki Minami. It's gonna be less "perfectly curated Instagram feed" and more "drunken karaoke night with questionable decisions." Prepare yourselves.

Tokyo Tango: APA Hotel Tsukiji Eki Minami - A Hot Mess Express Itinerary

Pre-Trip Meltdown (Days Before Departure):

Panic-Buying Mode: Okay, packing. I'm usually a minimalist, but suddenly the urge to buy EVERY SINGLE THING "just in case" is REAL. Three different types of travel adaptors? Check. Enough snacks to survive a zombie apocalypse? Double-check. Will I actually use any of this stuff? Probably not. But the anxiety is temporarily soothed.
Flight Confirmation Anxiety: Did I book the right flight? Did I accidentally book it for next Tuesday instead of this Tuesday? (Spoiler alert: I triple-checked.) My sleep is already messed up from jet lag anticipation.

Day 1: Arrival & Tsukiji Market Mishaps (and Sushi Dreams)

8:00 AM (Local Time - or, let’s be real, whenever the heck I wake up after a trans-Pacific flight): FINALLY. Tokyo! Or, more accurately, the view from the window of a cramped plane where I barely slept. Let’s be honest, I already feel a bit like a zombie. The airport is a sensory overload of… everything. Signs in Japanese, the constant hum of conversation, the overwhelming politeness. (Seriously, they bow for everything.)
9:30 AM: Arrive at the APA Hotel. Good Lord, it's small. I'm pretty sure my bathroom is smaller than my closet at home. But hey, it's clean-ish, and it's a bed.
10:30 AM: Tsukiji Outer Market – the holy grail of seafood, right? My stomach is rumbling. I’m in. I'm also starving, and the crowds are insane! I nearly get squashed by a scooter carrying a fish bigger than my torso. The energy is ELECTRIC.
11:30 AM: The Sushi Pilgrimage (AKA Where My Wallet Wept): Okay, I'm here for the sushi. My friend warned me to get in line early. I didn't. The lines are absurd. I choose a place based on… pure gut instinct and the desperation on my face. The omakase (chef's choice) is AMAZING, melt-in-your-mouth, life-altering. But the price… let's just say I'm going to have to survive on instant noodles for the rest of the trip. Worth it? YES. Regret it? Maybe, later.
1:00 PM: Wandering Around, Slightly Overwhelmed.** The market is a maze of tiny stalls. Smells of grilled fish, seaweed, and other unfamiliar wonders. I buy a giant tamago (Japanese omelet) on a stick. It's heaven. I immediately regret not buying two. I buy some green tea flavored ice cream, it's more like a flavor sensation.
2:00 PM: Rest and Recuperation (sort of) at the hotel. I'm exhausted but also wired from the sugar rush and the sheer excitement. I need a nap. Which turns into a five-hour coma.
7:00 PM: Dinner (Round 2). Trying a tiny Ramen place that has a line of people. It's steaming. It's salty. It's the best damn ramen I've ever had. I somehow manage to slurp it politely (a personal victory!).
8:30 PM: Head back to the hotel, utterly spent. Maybe I'll try watching TV in Japanese. Yeah, right. Good night world.

Day 2: Culture Shock and Shibuya Crossing Chaos

9:00 AM (ish): Breakfast. I swear I saw a vending machine with breakfast. No luck. Down to the nearest convenient store I go! I’ve tried everything, even the rice balls!
10:00 AM: Meiji Jingu Shrine: Time to get cultured! The shrine is beautiful, peaceful, and a welcome escape from the hustle of the city. I buy an omikuji (fortune paper). Mine is… mixed. (Translation: Prepare for minor inconveniences but keep your chin up.)
12:00 PM: Harajuku! Takeshita Street is… a thing. Seriously. It's glitter, rainbow cotton candy, and the cutest, weirdest fashion imaginable. I feel incredibly old. I buy a ridiculously fluffy hat I’ll probably never wear again, but the joy of that moment still lingers.
1:30 PM: Shibuya Scramble Crossing. The famous crossing! The pure chaos of hundreds of pedestrians all moving in unison with the crosswalk. The view from the Starbucks overlooking it is iconic, but I'm pretty sure I saw more tourists taking pictures than locals actually crossing. I cross anyway, and I felt like I was starring in a movie. Pure adrenaline.
2:30 PM: Lost and Confused. Wandering. I get lost, I think. Found a cat cafe. I hate cats. I'm just here for the coffee.
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Explore Ginza. The luxury area with fancy shops. This makes feel poor, but I love the shopping!
7:00 PM: Dinner: Karaoke? I met some other tourists and they want to sing karaoke! Karaoke. Oh boy. I have nothing to lose.

Day 3: Day trip to Hakone (and inevitable tourist traps)

9:00 AM: Train to Hakone. Beautiful volcanic mountain resort! I can see the snow-covered mountains! I forgot to pack my hiking shoes.
10:00 AM: Getting to Hakone. Get some of the local food from the street vendors. They even had black eggs!
11:00 AM: Hakone Ropeway Great views of the mountains! No mountains today!
12:00 PM: Cruise on Lake Ashi: Great views of the mountains! The volcano gave me motion sickness.
1:00 PM: Hakone Open-Air Museum: I get to see some modern art with beautiful mountains in the background. The mountains are still not there.

Day 4: Departure and the inevitable Post-Trip Blues

8:00 AM: Pack (Again). My suitcase is a disaster zone. My clothes are probably a biohazard at this point.
9:00 AM: Last Ramen run. Just one more bowl. Gotta soak up every last drop of this deliciousness.
10:00 AM: Check out. The staff is incredibly polite and efficient, even though I’m probably still running on autopilot.
11:00 AM: Head to the airport, feeling a mixture of elation (I survived!) and profound sadness (Gotta go home!)
The Flight: This is where the real post-trip blues kick in.

Post Script:

This itinerary is, of course, subject to change. I'm already anticipating delays, wrong turns, and a general feeling of blissful disorientation. I’m embracing the chaos, the unexpected encounters, and the inevitable mess. This is my (mostly) honest account of my Tokyo adventures, and I wouldn't have it any other way. And if I come back with a story about a robot restaurant, I'll be sure to share! Wish me luck (and maybe send some extra ramen).

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APA Hotel Tsukiji Eki Minami: The Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing But (Probably) the Truth (and a Whole Lot of Opinions)

So, APA Hotel Tsukiji Eki Minami... Best Kept Secret? Really?

Best kept secret? Whoa there, let's pump the brakes. "Best" is a *strong* word. It's definitely... a thing. And sure, for a certain flavor of traveler, it *could* be a secret. Like, a secret whispered between budget-conscious fishmongers and incredibly efficient business travelers who thrive on micro-efficiencies. But let's be real, it's not the Ritz. More like... the reliable, slightly-too-compact Honda Civic of Tokyo hotels. Gets you there, does the job, might have a few dents.

The Rooms... I've heard things. Like, REALLY tiny things. Is it true?!

Oh, the rooms. Bless their tiny, cleverly-designed little hearts. Yes, they are... intimate. Let's be kind. "Intimate." My first reaction? Pure, unadulterated amusement mixed with a touch of claustrophobia. You could practically brush your teeth while simultaneously using the bathroom. Seriously, it's like they've perfected the art of space-saving ninja techniques. There's a bed. There's a desk (barely). There's a tiny, magically-appearing TV. And you have a *very* close relationship with the walls. Bring a minimalist wardrobe. Seriously. I packed like I was going on a month-long expedition, and I *still* tripped over my suitcase for the entire stay.

But is it clean? Because, you know... Tokyo. Hygiene is serious business.

Okay, this is where APA shines. Clean? Oh, yes. Immaculate. Spotless. So clean, you could eat off the floor (though, I wouldn't recommend it, even in a clean room). The cleaning staff? They are ninjas. They appear, they conquer dirt and grime, and they disappear before you even realize they were there. Seriously, the level of cleanliness is borderline obsessive. Which, in a cramped Tokyo hotel, is a *very* good thing. Makes the whole "small room" thing a little more palatable.

The Location - Tsukiji? Is that good for, like, actual travel stuff?

Tsukiji? YES! This is a HUGE plus. Literally a stone's throw (or, you know, a very short walk) from the former Tsukiji Fish Market. That means, if you're a foodie, you're in heaven. Fresh sushi breakfasts? Yes, please! Endless exploration of tiny, delicious stalls? Absolutely! Plus, it's a really good base of operations for seeing the rest of Tokyo. The train station is super close and easy to navigate. You can get *anywhere* from there. Except maybe the space station. Because the rooms are the size of a space capsule.

The "Amenities"... what should I expect?

Amenities... let's be generous. They have the bare essentials, and that’s pretty much it. Expect tiny bottles of everything. Tiny. And I mean, *tiny*. The shampoo? A single squirt. The conditioner? Bless you if you have long hair. I packed my own, which I suggest you do too. There's a restaurant (that I never tried, because the street food in Tsukiji is too good), vending machines (essential!), and... that's about it. Don't expect a pool. Don't expect a spa. Don't expect much more than a clean room, a comfy(ish) bed, and a place to rest your weary Tokyo-touring bones.

Breakfast? Is there breakfast? And is it worth it?

Ah, breakfast... another area where the APA Hotel experience is... unique. There *is* a breakfast option. I peeked. And, honestly? It's very... Japanese hotel breakfast. If you are the super-early riser type you will find the options available. Now, picture this: steam table of eggs, some sort of vaguely sausage-like product, and a selection of rice and pickles. It's not *bad*, but after the Tsukiji fish market chaos outside, I think I would rather explore it first. I'd rather skip it entirely and head out to a proper Tsukiji breakfast myself. Verdict: Probably skip.

Okay, spill the tea! What's the weirdest thing about the APA Hotel Tsukiji Eki Minami?

The weirdest thing? Hmm... tough call. The tiny rooms are definitely up there. But I swear, it's the TV. Every APA Hotel I have ever been in has the same TV programming. And there's always something that is, without fail, about a hot spring. I'm not kidding. There is also an APA logo on the headboard. And the headboard itself is a little... aggressively designed, what with all the curves and the, let's call it, "artistic" paneling. It's like they're trying to squeeze in as much style as humanly possible. The whole aesthetic is just... *very* APA. It's an experience. A unique, somewhat bewildering experience, but an experience nonetheless.

Would you stay there again? Be honest!

Okay, here's the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth (probably). Would I stay at the APA Hotel Tsukiji Eki Minami again? Yes. With reservations. Look, it's not fancy. It's cramped. But it's clean, it's in a fantastic location, and the price is usually right. For the solo traveler on a budget who prioritizes location and cleanliness over space and luxury? Absolutely. For a romantic getaway? Probably not. Unless you *really* like snuggling. And I mean *really*.

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