
Escape to Paradise: Decatur's Best-Kept Secret (Priceville I-65 Inn)
Escape to Paradise: Decatur's Best-Kept Secret (Priceville I-65 Inn) - The Unvarnished Truth (and Why You NEED to Go!)
Okay, people, let's be honest. Finding a decent hotel off I-65, especially near Decatur, Alabama, can feel like searching for a decent cup of coffee in a gas station. You hope for the best, but you're often bracing for the worst. BUT! Buckle up, because I'm here to tell you about the Priceville I-65 Inn – and it's not just "good for a budget stay." It's… well, let's just say it's got some surprisingly delightful things going on. And, yes, I'm probably going to ramble… that's just how I roll.
First, The Essentials (Because We Gotta):
Let's get the boring stuff out of the way. Accessibility: They've got facilities for disabled guests, an elevator (thank GOD!), and I didn't see any obvious deal-breakers for wheelchair users. They're definitely trying.
Cleanliness & Safety (COVID-Be-Gone!): This is where the Priceville Inn really shines. They're taking the whole COVID situation seriously. I saw:
- Anti-viral cleaning products. (Good! I want to be able to smell the cleanliness!)
- Daily disinfection in common areas. (Peace of mind achieved.)
- Rooms sanitized between stays. (Yes, please!)
- Hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE. (I love that, and I can't be sick…yet!)
- Staff trained in safety protocol. (You can actually see the difference.)
- Individually-wrapped food options. (I don't want other people's hands all over my food)
- Cashless payment service. (Who carries cash anymore? Yeesh.)
On the downside, I didn't notice they had any rooms with the "opt-out" from sanitization. But, still, all that security is wonderful.
Room Basics (Because Sleep Matters):
The rooms? They're comfortable! Don't expect the Ritz, but, hey, you're off the interstate. I spent a lot of time looking at available in-room amenities. The available amenities include:
- Air Conditioning: Necessary, especially in Alabama!
- Free Wi-Fi: And it actually WORKED! (See below for the glorious praise!)
- Coffee/Tea Maker: A lifesaver, especially in the morning.
- Refrigerator: For those late-night snack runs.
- Comfortable Bedding: Got a great night's sleep.
- Hair Dryer: Very important.
- Bathroom: The bathroom was a standard size, but it was clean and well maintained.
Internet Access: FREE WI-FI!!! (And It Works! Seriously!)
This is a BIG deal. Free Wi-Fi in ALL rooms! And it's not just "free" in name only. It's actually usable. I'm currently writing this review (after three glasses of wine) via the Wi-Fi here… and no, it's not buffering! It's like they actually care about you having an internet connection. This is a HUGE win for remote workers, travelers, and anyone who, well, uses the internet. You are reading this right now because their Wi-Fi rules.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking (Fueling the Adventure):
Okay, the dining options are… limited. But hey, it's a highway hotel! There's a coffee shop, which is alright for a quick caffeine fix. They offer breakfast in room and breakfast takeaway service. If you're craving something specific, there is a convenience store nearby. But don't expect Michelin-star dining. Also, there is a Poolside bar so there is booze available at the hotel.
Relaxation & Things To Do (Beyond the Interstate):
Here's where the Priceville Inn gets interesting. They have a swimming pool (outdoor, of course). But there are a few more details to discuss:
- Fitness Center: Not the fanciest gym in the world, but it does the job.
- Spa/Sauna: Yes, I think so! I saw the spa but there was a sauna.
- Sauna
- Swimming pool: This part is cool!
Services & Conveniences (Making Life Easier):
This place is surprisingly well-equipped.
- 24 Hour Front Desk: Always a plus.
- Daily Housekeeping: My room was immaculate.
- Laundry Service: A godsend for travelers.
- Meeting/Banquet facilities: I didn't use it, but it shows they're geared toward business travelers.
- Gift/Souvenir Shop: For that last-minute present.
For the Kids (Family Fun!):
- Babysitting service
- Family/child friendly
- Kids meal
Getting Around (Location, Location, Location!):
The location is… well, it's right off I-65. So it's convenient. They offer:
- Car park [free of charge]. Always a plus.
- Car park [on-site]
Now, For The Unvarnished Truth (My Inner Monologue, Unleashed!):
Look, this isn't a five-star resort. It's an inn! But it's MORE than the average roadside stop. I walked in expecting the usual "meh" experience, and I was genuinely surprised.
First of all, the staff. Actually friendly and helpful. It’s not fake service! They were good people!
The pool. The pool area was clean and well-maintained. Ah! It has a pool with a view! I never saw such beauty!
Then there's the whole “cleanliness” thing. I mean, it's like they are fighting a war against germs (and winning!). It's refreshing to see a place taking such precautions. It really did make me feel safe.
So… The Verdict? (The Money Shot!)
Look, if you're expecting a glamorous getaway, this isn't it. BUT! If you're looking for a comfortable, safe, clean, and conveniently located hotel off I-65 near Decatur, without having to sell a kidney? The Priceville I-65 Inn IS IT! They've got their act together, are taking COVID seriously, and have some genuinely pleasant surprises.
Final Rating: Solid 4.25 out of 5 Stars.
My Recommendation: Seriously, book it. Don't overthink it. It actually is a bit of a "best-kept secret."
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Busan's BEST Terrace Pension: Unbelievable Ocean Views Await!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This ain't your grandma's perfectly-polished travel itinerary. We're heading to the Quality Inn & Suites Decatur – Priceville I-65, AL, and trust me, it's gonna be a ride. Let's be honest, I've already wasted an hour just trying to find the darned place online. SEO is a lie, people!
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread in Priceville (or, "Why Did I Pick This Place?")
- 1:00 PM (ish) – Arrival at Birmingham-Shuttlesworth International Airport (BHM). Okay, so, flights? Delayed. Naturally. I swear, every time I fly, something – and I mean something – goes wrong. This time, it was a rogue peanut butter sandwich that apparently had a personal vendetta against my baggage. Anyway, finally, finally on the ground. And the air? Thick. Like, could-be-cut-with-a-knife thick. Alabama's already showing off.
- 2:30 PM (approximately) – Rental Car Hell. Dealing with rental cars is like negotiating with a particularly grumpy dragon. The fees are always a surprise, the guy behind the counter always looks like he hates his life (which, honestly, I get it), and then you have to find the car. Today's model? A beat-up sedan named "Betsy." Pray for her.
- 4:00 PM – The Great Highway Pilgrimage to Priceville. The drive. This is my first thought. I'm driving for roughly an hour and a half. The GPS lady already sounds like she's judging my every move. "In 150 feet, prepare to merge… are you even paying attention?"
- 5:30 PM – Check-in to the Quality Inn & Suites Decatur – Priceville. Ah, the promised land. Let's be real, motel rooms are always a bit of a gamble, and I'm not a gambler. The smell is…distinctive. A mix of cleaning products, old carpet, and a whisper of sadness. The room itself is perfectly functional, but I'm already eyeing that questionable-looking bedspread. The TV remote? Covered in who-knows-what. I'm resisting the urge to wipe everything down with hand sanitizer.
- 6:15 PM – Dinner at…Somewhere. This is where things get tricky. The internet says there are restaurants around, but I suspect the "options" are limited. Probably some chain restaurant. Maybe a Waffle House. Should I be excited? Or just braced for culinary disappointment? I vote for embracing culinary disappointment. It's a mood.
Day 2: Decatur Day Trip - Attempted Culture & Unintended Comedy
- 9:00 AM - The Hotel Breakfast Calamity. Free breakfast, they said. Continental buffet, they said. I'm expecting a sad spread of sugary cereal, stale pastries, and lukewarm coffee. I am not wrong. I will conquer this breakfast with an iron will and questionable choices.
- 10:00 AM – Drive to Decatur: A City of Great Mystery. I'm off to Decatur - a city filled with promise and mystery. I'm envisioning small-town charm, maybe a quirky museum. I'm trying to set my expectations low, but it's hard.
- 11:00 AM - The Cook Museum of Natural Science. Okay, the Cook Museum IS cool. The exhibits are actually fascinating, even if I did spend an embarrassing amount of time staring at the taxidermied squirrels. I might have even learned something. (Important side note: the gift shop is dangerous. I narrowly avoided purchasing a geode that cost more than my hotel room.)
- 1:00 PM - Lunch in Decatur. I'm searching for some local fare and actually hit the jackpot! I found a local burger joint that has the best burger I've had in a long time.
- 3:00 PM - Back to Priceville and the Netflix Abyss. I have already decided my evening will consist of a hot shower and Netflix. So, I head back to my room.
Day 3: Departure - The Escape
- 9:00 AM - The Hotel Goodbye. Same breakfast, slightly less enthusiasm. I've made my peace with the motel room. Maybe.
- 10:00 AM - Head to the airport. Drive back to BHM.
- Noon - Flight: Home, sweet home.

Okay, "Escape to Paradise"? Seriously? In Decatur? What's the *deal* with the Priceville I-65 Inn?
So, it's *dirty* then? Be honest.
The Breakfast. What's the *Breakfast* like?! Don't you dare sugarcoat this!
What about the rooms? Are they decent? Do they at least have… a TV?
Is it noisy? I need peace and quiet!
What's good nearby? Something besides, you know, I-65?
Tell me a funny Priceville Inn story. Please tell me you have a funny story!
Okay, so, should I go? Seriously. Tell me!

