Unbelievable Montesano Getaway: GuestHouse Inn & Suites Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup! Because you're about to get the real lowdown, the warts-and-all truth serum, on the Unbelievable Montesano Getaway: GuestHouse Inn & Suites Awaits! Buckle up, because I'm about to spill the tea. This isn't your sanitized, corporate brochure review. This is me telling you what I really, REALLY thought. And trust me, my opinions are… well, let's just say they're strong.
First Impressions (and a Little Bit of Anxiety, Honestly…)
Pulling up to the GuestHouse Inn? Okay, okay, it looked decent. Clean lines, a little… generic? Let's just say it didn't exactly scream "luxury getaway!" But hey, I was willing to be charmed. The front desk? Friendly enough, a tad harried. (I get it, travel is stressful!) Check-in/out [express], was advertised, which, let's face it, is a lifesaver. Thank GOODNESS for that, because I arrived late.
Accessibility, the Elephant in the Room (Or, More Accurately, the Wheelchair in the Hallway)
Okay, I need to shout this from the rooftops: Wheelchair accessible is GREAT. Seriously, a HUGE win. I'm not personally in a wheelchair (phew!), but seeing the ramps and the elevators, it was genuinely encouraging. This place gets it. Facilities for disabled guests are present, and that’s HUGE. They also seemed to have other accessibility features in the rooms, which is fantastic. Definitely scores points for inclusivity.
But… and there's always a "but," isn't there? I did notice the hallways weren't exactly the widest. Someone with mobility issues might find it a little… cozy. They did have an Elevator, thank God, because my room was on a high floor, and stairs? NOPE. Not after driving for, like, EVER.
Internet Angst (Or, My Love/Hate Relationship with Wi-Fi)
Alright, let's talk Internet. Because, let’s be honest, for most of us, it's a MUST. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! Praise the Wi-Fi gods! The Internet access was pretty solid, surprisingly. I needed to catch up on some work (ugh), and it held up. Mostly. There were a few… hiccups. Little moments where the connection seemed to vanish into the ether. But, hey, it's the internet. You win some, you lose some. Internet access – wireless was a must, and it was delivered, thank goodness.
Rooms: My Home Away From… Well, Not Everywhere
Okay, let's talk room specifics. My room? Non-smoking, thank the heavens! I'm a sensitive soul, I can’t stand smoke. The Air conditioning cranked up nicely, and the Blackout curtains were my best friend. SLEEP IS SACRED. The Bed was comfy, and the Pillows? Perfect. (I'm very picky about pillows.) I really needed a good sleep, and they delivered.
They had a Refrigerator and Coffee/tea maker – HUGE plus! I am not a morning person, so the coffee saved my sanity. The Bathroom was a standard hotel bathroom, with a Shower, Toiletries, and Hair dryer. All the essentials. Nothing fancy, but clean. Towels were fluffy enough. The Mirror was a welcome addition. The Desk was a reasonable size, and the Laptop workspace was great. A Closet with enough space.
They also had the following: Additional toilet, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Carpeting, Closet, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Ironing facilities, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, and Window that opens, which is great.
But here's my one tiny gripe: the decor was… bland. Okay, maybe a tad depressing. But hey, you can't have everything, right?
Cleanliness and Safety: Can They Handle the Germs?
Okay, this is important. In this day and age, we’re all a little germ-averse, right? I was genuinely impressed. Anti-viral cleaning products are being used, which is reassuring. They’ve got the Hygiene certification, which is important. Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. Staff trained in safety protocol. You know, the basics.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Wanderer
Alright, let's talk food, because, let's be honest, the food situation can make or break a hotel stay. They do have Restaurants, but they also featured a A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, and Western cuisine in restaurant. As someone with a weird diet, I like options. The Breakfast [buffet] was… standard. Nothing to write home about, but enough to fill the void. They offered something for everyone, which is great! Breakfast in room wasn't available. Breakfast takeaway service was good!
I did enjoy the Happy hour.
Things to Do (and Not Get Bored Out of Your Skull)
Okay, here's where the "Unbelievable" part might come in. They have a Swimming pool [outdoor], which was lovely. Really, it was. Quiet, clean, and the perfect place to nurse a drink and forget your troubles.
They also have a Fitness center, Gym/fitness which I, uh, did not use. My idea of exercise involves minimal movement.
They also have a Spa/sauna, which I loved. The Sauna was hot, as a sauna should be. The Steamroom was glorious. They also had a Massage, which I got. It was heavenly. Seriously, I walked out a new person. Body scrub and Body wrap are available. Foot bath? Interesting.
Services and Conveniences: Does it have the Goods?
I'm all about convenience, people. Daily housekeeping was great. Concierge was helpful for finding dinner recommendations. Car park [free of charge]? HUGE win! I hate paying for parking. The Laundry service was a lifesaver, and there's also Dry cleaning. Cash withdrawal was available (always handy). Gift/souvenir shop. Currency exchange was available. Luggage storage. Doorman. Elevator. Air conditioning in public area. They were on top of things.
For the Kids (Bless Their Little Cotton Socks)
If you're bringing the rugrats, they have Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids facilities, which is a bonus if you're traveling with your little ones.
Getting Around: Driving, Walking, or Teleporting (Wishful Thinking!)
Okay, the Car park [free of charge] was a huge plus. They had Car park [on-site]. Easy. Parking is usually a nightmare, so I appreciated this. They also have Taxi service and Airport transfer, which is useful for those arriving by plane. Bicycle parking as well.
The Quirks, the Flaws, and the Little Things…
- The Staff: Generally friendly, but there were moments where… well, let's just say communication wasn't their strong suit. A couple of times I had to repeat things.
- The Signage: At times it's lacking. Had to wander a bit to find a few things.
- The Atmosphere: It's not exactly a bustling, exciting hotel. It’s more of a base of operations.
The Emotional Verdict:
Here's the thing: Unbelievable Montesano Getaway: GuestHouse Inn & Suites Awaits! isn’t the absolute pinnacle of luxury. But it's a solid, reliable, and genuinely friendly stay. The accessibility options are fantastic. It’s clean, and safe. Is it perfect? No. But is it a good choice? Absolutely. I'd stay again.
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Escape to Newtown: Hampton Inn & Suites Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. This is the raw, unfiltered, "I-probably-forgot-to-pack-underwear" version of hitting up the GuestHouse Inn & Suites in Montesano, Washington. Buckle up, because we're diving deep.
Subject: Operation: Montesano Mayhem (or At Least, a Weekend Attempting to Relax)
Day 1: Arrival & the Quest for Decent Coffee (and Maybe My Sanity)
Time: Arrived in Montesano (after a drive that felt like it lasted an eternity – thanks, Friday traffic!), checked into the GuestHouse. The lobby… well, it had a certain… "lived-in" charm, let's call it that. Think slightly faded wallpaper, a hint of industrial carpet funk, and a general aura of "this place has seen some things." I wouldn't say it was the height of design. I saw a family heading off to the pool, with a screaming toddler. My first internal reaction was to run the opposite way.
The Room Saga: My room? Decent. Clean enough. The air conditioner sounded like a small jet engine. And the remote… well, I think it was missing a button or two. Which, as a person who loves the ease of scrolling on a remote, felt disappointing. But hey, at least the bed looked comfy.
Coffee Crisis: Okay, this was the first MAJOR hurdle. The in-room coffee situation? Let’s just say the "filtered water" tasted vaguely of plastic. I ventured out in search of a caffeine infusion. Found a little espresso stand nearby – a lifesaver. The barista was a teenager who looked like they'd seen some things in their time, but the coffee was strong, so all was forgiven. Seriously, coffee is my lifeline.
Dinner Debacle (and the Unexpected Charm of a Dive Bar): Okay, I had grand plans. Gourmet food, maybe a nice glass of wine. Dreams, right? Ended up at a place called "The Rusty Spatula" (not its real name, but it should be). It was a sports bar, let's be honest. The food? Greasy and delicious. The service? Cheerful and unpretentious. The guy at the next table? He was regaling his friends with stories of his fishing exploits. It was exactly what I needed. It wasn't fancy, but it was real. And the beer was cold. The atmosphere and friendly people made up for the lack of a gourmet meal.
Day 2: The Grays Harbor Adventure (and My Questionable Decisions)
The Ocean's Call (and the Slightly Overcast Sky): I woke up. The jet engine air conditioner was still roaring. Decided it was perfect weather to take a stroll at the beach. It was beautiful – the vastness of the ocean, the salty air, the sound of the waves crashing. It was pretty much perfect, except…
The Beach Walk Fiasco: Ah, so here's where my lack of planning really shone. I'd envisioned myself looking graceful and windswept. The reality? I was battling ridiculously strong winds, sand stinging my face, and, at one point, almost tripping over a particularly grumpy-looking seagull. I also didn't bring a proper windbreaker. Should have thought that through.
Lunch at the Local Diner (and My Food-Related Regret): Had lunch at a diner – "Graceland Grill". The waitress had seen it all, and her sarcasm was chef's kiss. I ordered a burger. It was enormous. I ate the entire thing. I immediately regretted my decision. Food Coma?
The Afternoon Slump (and the Unexpected Pool Adventure): After the burger, I was in a full food coma. I went back to the room, with the intention of taking a nap. Saw the screaming toddler and his family, again. I ended up wandering back to my room, turned on the tv, and decided to take a nap, after struggling with the TV remote. I still had some time. I finally got the remote control to work.
The Pool (or, "I'll Never Learn"). Late in the afternoon, and after a period of just lying on the bed watching tv. I decided to brave the pool. The screaming toddler was gone. The others were still there. It was…okay. It was a pool. Honestly, I have never been a huge fan of pools or water in general. I spent 20 minutes there and gave up. I was too tired. Gave up and went back to watch tv.
Dinner & Solitude: Grabbed some takeout from a local pizza place. Ate it in my room. It was okay. Watched some more mindless TV. Perfection.
Day 3: Departure & Reflections (and the Unspoken Need for a Good Laundry Service)
- The Great Checkout Escape: The usual morning routine. Coffee. Pack. Avoid the lobby at all costs. Checkout was efficient. No one seemed to notice my questionable packing attempt.
- The Emotional Fallout: Before I left the Inn, I looked back at the room. It had been a chaotic weekend. Yes, the hotel room wasn't in perfect condition, the facilities were a little dated, and the beach trip was a bit of a mess. But… it was real. There was a certain kind of freedom in the imperfections. And maybe, just maybe, that's what I needed.
- The Drive Home (and the Urgent Need for Laundry): The drive back was long. The laundry basket is overflowing. And I'm already plotting my next escape. Montesano? Maybe. Probably. Definitely not the Ritz, but it was real, and I feel…surprisingly refreshed.
Final Thoughts:
- Would I go back to the GuestHouse Inn & Suites in Montesano? Maybe. It's not the most luxurious place, but sometimes, that's exactly what you need.
- My advice: Pack snacks. And a windbreaker. And a better coffee-making device. And prepare to embrace the chaos.
- Most importantly: Don't forget your sense of humor. You'll need it.
Okay, spill the beans... Is this "Unbelievable Montesano Getaway" *really* that unbelievable? Like, should I actually bother?
Alright, alright, settle down. “Unbelievable” is a strong word, I admit. Look, I came in expecting a slightly above-average motel, you know? Maybe a continental breakfast that wasn't just stale bagels. What I *got*? Well… it depends. Did it redefine my life? Nope. Did I have a genuinely *good* time? Actually, yeah. Maybe even a great one in a few moments! Definitely worth the trip if you aren't expecting the Ritz. It is, after all, Montesano! It's not like you're flying to Paris... unless you're *specifically* flying to Paris to see the *real* Montesano, which... you know, you do you.
So, the GuestHouse Inn & Suites… what's the actual *vibe*? Clean? Rusty? Haunted by a friendly ghost who offers you free toast?
Okay, so the ghost situation is a definite *no*. No spectral toast-slingers during my stay. And thank goodness because the breakfast wasn’t the best so I wouldn’t even want a ghost toast. But I will say, the whole place… well, it's got charm, okay? "Charm" in the sense of, like, it's seen some stuff. The carpet? Definitely seen some stuff. Maybe had a lively sock party back in the 80s? You know, that kind of thing. But it was *clean*. Surprisingly so, actually. And the staff? Amazing and helpful. They even gave me some fresh towels when I had a coffee spill and they didn't roll their eyes at me, at all. That right there? That's worth its weight in gold.
What are the rooms like? Basic? Luxurious? Do they have those weird, industrial-sized hair dryers bolted to the wall?
Ah, the rooms. The *rooms*. Think… practical. No gold-plated faucets, unfortunately. But the bed was comfortable! Like, really, really comfortable. I actually slept *great*. I needed that! And the industrial-sized hair dryer? YES! And you know what? It worked! It definitely *made* a statement. The rooms felt more spacious than the outside looks- which is a huge plus. The TV was modern and had a billion channels, which I didn't even watch because I was out exploring Montesano, but it was nice to *know* I had the option.
What's the deal with the "suites"? Are they worth the extra cash?
Honestly? I didn’t go for the suite. I’m not a fancy person, and I'm cheap. But even the regular room *felt* pretty spacious. I'd probably spring for the suite if I was traveling with kids or had a mountain of luggage. Or if I'd just won the lottery and felt like splurging on a mini-fridge and maybe a separate living area. It's *Montesano*, people. You do you! Just remember to factor in the cost.
Breakfast. The dreaded included breakfast. Tell me the truth: Bagels? Stale? Overcooked eggs?
Okay, look. It *wasn't* Michelin-star breakfast. It was a fairly standard continental breakfast. There was the usual suspects: bagels, pastries, cereal, yogurt, and some fruit that looked like it’d seen better days. The coffee was… well, let's just say it kept my eyelids open. But you know what? It was *free*. And it saved me the hassle of figuring out where to go for breakfast in Montesano before 8:00 AM. Actually, they had a waffle maker. A *waffle maker*. And I… I maybe ate three waffles. Don't judge me. I was on vacation!
Is there Wi-Fi? Because I NEED to post photos of my incredible adventures (and maybe do a little work).
Yes! There is Wi-Fi. And it worked! I mean, I didn't download any feature-length films or anything, but it was perfectly fine for browsing, email, and uploading those *essential* Insta stories. You know, the ones documenting my thrilling quest for the perfect cup of coffee (Mission Accomplished, by the way, at the local coffee place that I can't remember the name of. See, this is why I should have used a journal!). It might be your only way to communicate with the outside world.
What's there to *do* in Montesano? Besides, you know, *being* in Montesano?
Okay, so here's the thing. Montesano is not exactly a bustling metropolis. BUT! There's beauty and history. It depends what you are into! The town itself is charming. Think historic buildings, a nice little Main Street. I stumbled upon a surprisingly good antique store, where I spent way too much time and money and totally regret nothing. The surrounding area? Stunning! Hiking trails, beautiful scenery. I did a bit of driving, and you can spend hours just looking at the landscapes.
Okay, let's talk about the "unbelievable" part again. What *actually* made it worthwhile?
Alright, here's the moment of truth. Honestly, it wasn't one single thing. It was the *overall* experience. It was the… pure, unadulterated *realness* of it all. It feels like a place that *cares.* The staff was kind and helpful, and it felt genuinely welcoming. The feeling of just… *being*. I mean, it’s not the fanciest hotel in the world, but it’s comfortable and clean, and the people make a genuine effort to be there for you.
The staff; what were they like? Were they friendly or did they wish you would disappear?
OK, I will be honest, this is worth a whole section. The staff... holy cow. These people are angels who are sent to make sure I am happy! There was this one lady (I am terrible with names, BUT I can describe her!) with this wonderful smile that lit up the entire lobby. She *remembered* my name! Can you believe it? And every morning she asked me how my day was going and gave me awesome weather advice. I’ve stayed in much fancierHotel Whisperer
