Seattle Federal Way's BEST Hampton Inn? (Insider Review!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the Hampton Inn in Federal Way, Seattle. Forget the glossy brochures; I'm here to give you the REAL scoop, the kinda review that'll make you laugh, maybe cringe a little, and ultimately, decide if this place is your jam. My personal experience – a good one – will be the cornerstone, so you're going to get my unfiltered take, because frankly, those perfect reviews are about as believable as a unicorn in a tutu. Let's do this.
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First Impressions: The Curb Appeal and the Lobby… or, "Can I Just Get to the Room?"
Okay, so the exterior? Not gonna lie, it's a Hampton Inn. Sigh. You know, the reliable, dependable, I’m-sure-a-million-people-have-stayed-here-before-and-survived-it-was-fine kind of building. Functional is the word. Nothing to write home about, unless you’ve been stuck in a tent for 2 weeks. BUT! (and it's a big but), the lobby… Ah, the lobby. I appreciated the comfy seating, the friendly staff (more on them later!), and the general vibe of "welcome, weary traveler." The check-in process? Painless. Contactless? Absolutely loved it! Though, I’m still old school, I'm one of those people that still love the personal touch. So, overall, a solid start, a real win-win!
Accessibility: More Than Just a Ramped Entrance
Let's talk real talk for a moment. Accessibility is a big deal. I’m not personally a wheelchair user, but I do have a friend whose always asking me about this, so I’m hyper-aware. Hampton Inns, and this one specifically, generally get it right, and this one is no exception. Elevators, accessible rooms, ramps… the whole enchilada. The staff, as far as I could tell, were trained and helpful too. Bonus points for making it actually…accessible. It’s a basic requirement folks, but hey, they did it well.
Rooms: Comfort, Coffee, and… Wait, is That a Mosquito?
My room! The actual place I was sleeping in, the place where I was going to unwind? It was clean. Really clean. And that’s a huge green flag, especially nowadays. I had a king-sized bed (YES!) with super comfy pillows. Blackout curtains that actually blacked out the light – crucial for my awful sleep schedule. Good air conditioning. And… (deep breath)… free Wi-Fi. The Wi-Fi worked perfectly… which is more than I can say for some fancy hotels. Oh, and a coffee maker. Coffee in the room first thing in the morning? Bliss. The bathroom was spotless, with a decent shower. The amenities in the room were everything! A fridge, a safe box… I mean, this is a Hampton Inn. It's not the Four Seasons. But it didn't feel chintzy, either. Now, I can't say it was absolutely perfect because, for a brief, horrifying moment… was that a mosquito? I swear. I spent approximately 15 minutes doing a frantic search and spray, terrified of some mosquito-borne illness that could take me down, but I couldn't find it. Hopefully, it was a figment of my weary imagination. Anyway, apart from the potential mosquito apocalypse, the room was great.
- Room Perks:
- Bed size Extra long bed
- Available in all rooms Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
Cleanliness and Safety: Obsessively Clean, Thank Goodness
Speaking of clean… This hotel is spotless. And in the… gestures wildly at the world… current climate, that’s non-negotiable. I saw staff constantly cleaning common areas, using what looked like industrial-strength sanitizing stuff. They have hand sanitizer everywhere, and the whole place just smells clean. (I’m a little too obsessed with cleanliness since the pandemic started, but whatever). They also have anti-viral cleaning products. The staff was definitely trained in safety protocol too. I also noticed that they had a hotel security and safety feature. All rooms are non-smoking and have smoke alarms. Rooms sanitized between stays, I think there is a room sanitization opt-out available.
Breakfast: The Buffet… or the Scramble for Scrambled Eggs?
Okay, breakfast. Free breakfast is a Hampton Inn staple, and they generally get it right. It was a classic buffet situation: waffles, scrambled eggs, bacon (sometimes!), cereals, fruit, and… the coffee. The coffee was… uh… well, it was coffee. It got the job done. It's breakfast [buffet]. They have breakfast service, and even have breakfast takeaway service. I didn't see any Asian breakfast, but no biggie. There were also some individually-wrapped food options, which I appreciated. The food was alright. It wasn’t the best breakfast of my life, but hey, it was free. And sometimes, that's all you need.
- Dining:
- Dining: A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.
Amenities: Fitness Center. Swimming Pool (Outdoor). And the Mysterious Absence of a Spa
Gym/fitness? Check. Pool with a view… of… the parking lot? Uh… kinda. It's an outdoor pool, and I can't say it was the most scenic, but it was clean and well-maintained. I didn't get a chance to swim, but it looked inviting.
- Ways to relax: Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor].
Internet: Wi-Fi, the Savior of the Modern Traveler
Honestly, these days, functional Wi-Fi is a deal-breaker. Praise be! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! This one delivered. Fast, reliable, and didn't make me want to throw my laptop out the window.
- Internet: Internet access, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, Wi-Fi [free]
Staff: The Heroes (Mostly)
The staff. They were genuinely friendly and helpful. From check-in to check-out, everyone I interacted with was pleasant and willing to assist. They seem like they were trained in safety protocol. That, folks, goes a long way.
Things to Do:
Federal Way is a decent base for exploring Seattle. You're not in the heart of the city, but you're a manageable drive or train ride away. It may be hard to find parking. So, there is taxi service and car park [free of charge], car park [on-site], car power charging station.
- Getting around: Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking.
The Nitty-Gritty:
- Value for Money: Excellent. For the price, you get a clean, comfortable room, free breakfast, and reliable Wi-Fi.
- Location: Fine. Not the most exciting location, but convenient to major roads and attractions.
- Would I Stay Again?: Absolutely. In fact, I'd definitely recommend it. I'd go back in a heartbeat. You can't beat good value for money.
Final Verdict: A Solid Choice with a Few Minor Quirks
So, there you have it. The Hampton Inn in Federal Way: not perfect, but close. It's clean, comfortable, and the staff rocks. The breakfast is adequate, the Wi-Fi is reliable, and the prices reasonable. It’s a great choice for business travelers, families, and anyone looking for a no-frills, stress-free stay.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We’re not going for perfectly polished here; we’re going for real. Get ready for the messy, the wonderful, the utter chaos that is me, tackling a trip to the Hampton Inn & Suites in Federal Way, Washington. Here we go…
Hampton Inn & Suites, Federal Way: A "Trip" (More Like a Saga) – Let's Do This (Maybe)
Day 1: Arrival & the Great Hotel Room Assessment
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - ish): Okay, first off, getting to the Hampton Inn. The drive felt longer than it should have. Blame the traffic, or my internal monologue questioning every life choice leading up to this moment. (Was I really going to get chicken nuggets at the drive-thru for lunch? Yes. Yes, I was.) Finally, I saw the glorious, yellow sign of the Hampton Inn. Relief washed over me. Check-in. Smooth (thank goodness!). The front desk lady was genuinely nice. A tiny victory.
- Hotel Room Reconnaissance (3:00 PM - ish): The crucial moment. Opening the door. The air conditioning blasted me in the face like a… well, like refreshing air conditioning! The room: decently clean, two queen beds (good, plenty of room for me to sprawl), a desk (I might actually do some work this trip), and a questionable view of… another building. Look, I’m not expecting the Eiffel Tower here, but some natural light would be appreciated. The mini-fridge worked (praise be!). The coffee maker looked… manageable. My internal judge gave it a solid "C plus." Definitely an improvement from that other motel I stayed in last year. Shudders.
- Immediate Need: Snacks (3:30 PM): Found the vending machine. Jackpot! Except… it took my dollar bill. I swear, I felt it go in. Then, nothing. No chips, no candy, just… mechanical silence. Ugh. This is how it starts, isn't it? The slow unraveling of a travel-induced nervous breakdown. I need a snack. I need it now. Resorted to the emergency granola bar in my bag. Saved by a crunchy, oat-filled god.
- Evening: Settling In ( 6:00 PM): Deciding what to do for dinner. The hotel’s guide mentioned a few restaurants. The choices: more American food. Fine. Went to a chain. Not thrilled, but not hungry anymore. The waiter spilled a little soup on me. Just a tiny bit. I'm not saying the place was cursed. I'm just saying I've seen better dining experiences. Back at the room, I watched television, and discovered that I really needed to recharge.
- Nighttime: Attempted Relaxation (9:00 PM): Stared out the window at the other building. Tried to read. Got about two pages in before my brain short-circuited. The bed was comfy, I’ll grant them that. Managed like four hours of sleep. This could be interesting.
Day 2: Exploring (Maybe… Or More Likely, Just Existing)
- Morning (7:00 AM): Coffee. Made it in the room. It was, well, coffee. Not terrible, not amazing. A solid "meh" for my taste buds. Breakfast at the hotel was a continental buffet. Decent mini-muffins. Survived.
- Mid-Morning: The Federal Way Adventure (10:00 AM - ish): Okay, let's be honest. There might not be a ton to "explore" in Federal Way, per se. I drove around. Saw a very large shopping mall. Drove some more. Found a park… well, a section of a park. I sat on a bench and people-watched… which, admittedly, is one of my favorite hobbies. Saw a dog. Pet the dog. Dog approved. That was the highlight of the day so far, hands down.
- Lunch debacle (1:00 PM): I decided, on a whim, to try the local restaurant again. This time the food was okay, but the server was so slow. I mean, I'm usually a patient person, but I was practically starving. And the bathroom smelled like something had died in it. I left a small tip but I’m still regretting the decision.
- Afternoon: Back to Base (3:00 PM): Back to the Hampton. Embracing the "do nothing" aspect of the trip. Read. Napped (a miracle, considering the coffee). Wrote in my journal (my actual emotions, finally getting those down on paper. It's therapy, I swear!). The simplicity was actually… nice. Maybe I needed this.
- Evening: Another Dinner (6:00 PM): Ordering takeout. Easy, no hassle. Watched something mindless on TV. Felt the tension in my shoulders begin to melt away.
Day 3: Departure & the Great Hotel Room Clean-Up (My "Farewell" Performance)
- Morning (7:00 AM): Last coffee. Started packing. Ugh, packing. This is where the chaos really kicks in. Stuff everywhere! Clothes… random chargers… half-eaten snacks… the usual. Did I really bring all this? Apparently, yes.
- Breakfast Rundown (8:00 AM): Another continental buffet. This time, the mini-muffins were gone. Tragedy. Settled for a banana.
- Hotel Room "Mummy" Assessment (9:00 AM): Attempted to clean up the hotel room. It wasn't a disaster zone, but let’s say I was not the tidiest guest. Straightened what I could. Tried to be a reasonable human being before I left.
- Last-Minute Check-Out (10:00 AM): Smooth and easy. The front desk lady remembered me! Said I had a "great" stay. (Did she really think that? Or was this just hotel speak?).
- Departure (10:30 AM): Driving away. Reflecting. Federal Way wasn't necessarily the most exciting destination on Earth, granted. But it was… okay. I needed a break. I got it. Maybe the lack of pressure to do anything amazing was a good thing. I think I'm a little better rested. I survived the vending machine. And that, my friends, is a victory.
Final Verdict:
The Hampton Inn & Suites in Federal Way was… a hotel. Not bad. Not amazing. Just… there. It served its purpose. And, hey, I’m still (mostly) sane. Would I go back? Maybe. Especially if they start stocking the vending machine properly. And maybe, just maybe, I've learned the value of a little bit of nothing. Now, time to go home and do laundry.
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Seattle-Federal Way Hampton Inn: The Unfiltered Truth (Uh, Mostly) - An FAQ
Okay, So...Is This Hampton Inn Actually *In* Seattle? I'm Confused.
Ha! Gotcha. No, it's not *actually* in Seattle. That's the oldest trick in the book, isn't it? It's in Federal Way, which is a good, *thoroughly* suburban drive south of Seattle. Think...strip malls, chain restaurants, and the occasional majestic evergreen. The traffic getting *into* and *out* of Seattle during rush hour? Let's just say you might have time to catch up on a whole season of your favorite show. But hey, at least the hotel's got a pool, right? (More on that later...)
What's the Deal with the Free Breakfast? Is it Actually Worth Rolling Out of Bed For?
The free breakfast... Ah, the eternal Hampton Inn dilemma. It's...decent. Let's just say it's not winning any Michelin stars. You've got your standard fare: waffles (the highlight, always), scrambled eggs that might or might not be real eggs (I've had my suspicions!), sausage links that look like they've seen better days, and the usual cereal suspects. The coffee? Well, you'll need *at least* two cups to function. But hey, it's free, and if you're lucky, you'll snag a table by the window and watch the early-bird-specials stroll on by. Don't expect anything fancy, but it'll fill your belly before you hit the road. My personal strategy? Grab a waffle, slather it in syrup, and try to ignore the fluorescent lighting.
How Are the Rooms? Clean? Are the Beds Comfortable? (My Back is Crying Already)
Okay, so the rooms. They're...Hampton Inn rooms. You know the drill. It's clean-ish. The beds are generally pretty comfy, though sometimes you get a room where the mattress feels like a concrete slab (I swear, it's happened!). The pillows? A mixed bag. Sometimes they're fluffy clouds of bliss, other times they resemble flattened bricks. I ALWAYS check for pillow options, and I'll be honest, I might have brought my own once or twice. (Don't judge! Sleep is precious!) The bathrooms are, again, clean-ish. The water pressure? It's fine. You'll survive. The "hair dryer"? Prepare for it to sound like a tiny, angry vacuum cleaner. Still, after a long day of whatever you're doing, a comfortable bed is key. Pray for a good one!
That Pool... Is it Actually *Swimmable*? What's the Vibe?
Oh, the pool. That's where things get… interesting. First, *yes*, it's swimmable. Most of the time. Sometimes, it's a bit chilly. And the vibe? Let's just say it's not exactly South Beach. It's usually populated by a mix of families, kids splashing enthusiastically, and the occasional solo swimmer trying to get in a few laps. I once witnessed a full-blown pool noodle battle royale – it was epic! I'd recommend bringing your own towel because the ones they provide can sometimes be…thin. But hey, a pool is a pool, right? Especially on a hot day, you'll love it and forget you are in a Hampton Inn..
What's Around the Hotel? Is There Anything to DO Besides, y'know, Sleep?
Federal Way, baby! Prepare yourself for a quintessential suburban experience. You've got your shopping centers (check out The Commons), your chain restaurants, your fast food...the whole shebang. The hotel is, thankfully, near a movie theater. I've found myself going more than once to kill time on the rainy days. If you're up for a bit of adventure, you can drive to the Wild Waves Theme Park (seasonal) or dash over to the Seattle Tacoma International Airport. Driving is going to be your best friend. Public transport exists, but it's not *ideal*.. But hey, at least you won't be bored!
Parking - Easy? Free? Because, You Know, Parking is a *Thing*.
Parking! Ah, a crucial question. Yes, parking is generally easy and free. Rejoice! No agonizing search for a spot, no digging for quarters. There's usually plenty of space in the hotel's lot. Now, if you arrive *super* late at night, you might have to park a little further from the entrance, but it's never been a huge problem in my experience. So, no parking frustrations here - a definite win!
What's the Staff Like? Are They Helpful? Are They Friendly? (Because I'm a Grumpy Traveler)
The staff? Generally pretty darn good. They're usually helpful and friendly. I've had some truly lovely interactions. They're the type who'll genuinely try to help if you have a problem. I remember one time, my key card wouldn't work – minor drama! – but the front desk guy was totally chill and fixed it immediately. He even offered me a free cookie (the best part!), which, after a long drive, made me feel like a king. You encounter some interesting people, however. One time, I was in the elevator with a guy whose dog was wearing a little sweater...I digress. Regardless, expect friendly, helpful service.
Okay, Spill. What's the *Weirdest* Thing That Happened to You There? (I Need the Gossip).
Okay, okay, you twisted my arm. Buckle up, because this is a doozy. This was the time I got stuck in the elevator. Yes, really. It was late, I'd just gotten back from a *grueling* day of...well, let's just say work. I was exhausted, and I just wanted to get to my room and collapse. I got on the elevator, pushed my floor button, and...nothing. Complete silence. Then, a slight lurch. And then...stuck. I pressed the emergency button, and...nothing. The phone didn't work. Panic slowly began to creep in. I started pounding on the door, yelling. "Hello? Is anyone there?!" (Sound familiar?) The emergency lights flickered ominously. For a moment, I was convinced I'd die. The only other person in the elevator was a small, fluffy dog. I considered befriending the dog for companionship but settled on the awkward silence. ThisHotel Whisperer
