Elyria's BEST Hotel? Hampton Inn & Suites Review!
Elyria's BEST Hotel? Hampton Inn & Suites Review! (Brace Yourselves… It's Gonna Get Real)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. I'm about to give you the unvarnished truth about Elyria's Hampton Inn & Suites. Forget polished press releases, think raw, unfiltered hotel-reviewing realness. Because let's be honest, you're here because you want to know if this place is actually worth your hard-earned cash and precious sanity. And I, my friends, am perfectly qualified to tell you.
First, the Basics (Yawn, but Necessary)
Let's get this out of the way. Accessibility: They've got some rooms that are supposed to be accessible. I didn't personally check them out, but the website makes it sound promising, and they do have an elevator. That’s a good start. Internet: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Thank the heavens! Because, face it, we're all addicted. And the signal was… decent. Let's just leave it at that. Internet Services and Internet [LAN] were listed so you'll have your options. Car Park [free of charge] is a definite win. Parking is always a pain, so bonus points for that.
Safety First, (Because Seriously, We're Living Through an Apocalypse)
They're trying. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer everywhere - you can tell they’re genuinely trying to keep things safe. Rooms sanitized between stays, which is comforting. I saw the staff diligently cleaning. There are fire extinguishers, smoke alarms, and CCTV in common areas and outside the property. They even have a doctor/nurse on call, which is reassuring – especially after that chili cheese dog I inhaled at lunch. They offer Room sanitization opt-out available, this is a plus for the trust.
Cleanliness and Safety - The Deep Dive
Okay, so about the cleanliness… It wasn’t spotless, but it was certainly clean enough to make me comfortable. I'm talking actual clean, not just "looks clean from a distance." The staff seemed genuinely committed to keeping things hygienic, not just going through the motions. I really appreciate how individually-wrapped food options were available. They seem to have taken the hygiene stuff seriously. I even noticed the staff following Staff trained in safety protocol.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Where It Gets Interesting
Okay, the Breakfast [buffet] situation. It's a Hampton Inn, so manage your expectations. It's not a Michelin-star experience, but it's your standard continental fare. My personal anecdote? I got there late on the first day and all the good stuff was gone. I asked the staff if they could replenish the sausages, and they did! (Breakfast takeaway service) Was a life saver for my busy schedule. They had Coffee/tea in restaurant, and in your room too. They offered Bottle of water in room. So all in all, it's a decent start of the day. There's also the Bar, which I didn't check out but I bet it gets the after-work crowd. There's also a Coffee shop on-site. The overall food options are limited, but it's a budget friendly hotel.
The Room - My Sanctuary (and Where the Real Drama Unfolded)
The room itself? Pretty standard, but comfortable. Air conditioning that worked like a charm (thank GOD, it was hot!), a desk for when I pretended to work, and a comfy bed. I slept like a baby (after wrestling with the pillows for a solid five minutes to get them just right). I had a Refrigerator which I loved. The bathroom was clean and had a separate shower/bathtub which were both amazing. It had Blackout curtains which is a total must. And, of course, the Free Wi-Fi. The view from the high floor wasn't exactly breathtaking (Elyria, people), but it was adequate. I also appreciated the Alarm clock, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, and the Hair dryer. They also have a Safe box and Ironing facilities. The room had an extra long bed which was awesome. They even threw in Bathrobes! The room felt secure thanks to the Safe/security feature. I loved the Soundproofing as well! Overall, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathroom phone, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
Services and Conveniences - The Nitty-Gritty
Daily housekeeping was efficient and friendly. The Front desk [24-hour] staff were generally helpful and (mostly) professional. They offered Currency exchange and Cash withdrawal which is convenient. They offered Laundry service, Luggage storage. They have a Gift/souvenir shop. My biggest complaint? The lack of a proper spa. There's no spa, sauna, or steam room. Honestly, sometimes a girl just needs to sweat it out and get a massage. That my friend is an imperfection!
Things to Do and Ways to Relax - (More Like "Things to Maybe Attempt")
There is a Indoor venue for special events. Let's be real: Elyria isn't exactly on the world's entertainment map. But they do have a Fitness center (which I eyeballed, but alas, my willpower was on vacation). There's also a swimming pool [outdoor]. You’re on your own for external entertainment, but after a long day, the pool is appealing! But that's about it. You’ll need to find your own fun, Elyria isn't like a tourist hot spot.
For the Kids - (Or, How to Survive with Children)
They are listed as family/child friendly, but honestly, I only saw a few kids. They have Kids meal and some Kids facilities, but I cannot say much. They, by no means, are an ideal place for kids.
The Verdict - The Honest Truth (Finally!)
Hampton Inn & Suites in Elyria is a solid, reliable choice. It’s not a luxury resort, but it offers everything you need for a comfortable stay. The cleanliness is above average, the staff is generally friendly, and the price is usually competitive. It’s far enough away from the highway to be relatively quiet, but still close enough to access the restaurants and shops.
The Imperfections: The breakfast could use a little zhuzhing up, and the lack of a spa. However, it is still a great place.
My Quirky Observation: The sheer variety of people you see in a hotel breakfast room is fascinating. It's a melting pot of humanity: stressed business travelers, bleary-eyed families, and me, fueled by questionable coffee and a desperate need for a good review.
The Emotional Reaction: Slightly above average.
Overall: 4 out of 5 stars (Because let's be honest, I am a bit obsessed with a good spa)
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary for the Hampton Inn & Suites in Elyria, Ohio, is about to get… real. Forget perfectly curated Instagram shots. This is about the actual, messy, delightful chaos of travel.
Day 1: Elyria, Here I Come… Maybe.
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at the Hampton Inn. (Hopefully. I swear, I saw a sign for a rogue Chipotle on the way and almost swerved. Thankfully, common sense – and the promise of free breakfast – prevailed.) Lobby's… ok. Smells like cleaning solution and slightly stale coffee, which is pretty much the olfactory signature of every chain hotel ever. Check-in. Pray the key card works on the first try. They always look so smug when you have to go back to the desk.
- 1:30 PM: Room exploration. Okay, it's… functional. Definitely Hampton Inn standard. Not exactly the Ritz, but I’m not staying at the Ritz. I swear, I’ve paid more for a shoebox in a major city. The bedspread might be original to the Reagan administration, but the pillows look fluffy enough. I’m a sucker for a decent pillow.
- 2:00 PM: Unpack. Or, more accurately, haphazardly shove everything into the closet, hoping to vaguely resemble someone who has their life together. Find a rogue granola bar in my suitcase, which is a sign of good things to come.
- 2:30 PM: Snack break. That granola bar is a lifeline, folks. Travel is hard work.
- 3:00 PM: Elyria: The Quest Begins! Okay, maybe not a “quest,” but, like, figuring out what’s actually in Elyria? Google maps it is! My goal is to find a place with a decent, cheap slice of pizza. And possibly a decent coffee shop to help get the energy back.
- 3:30 PM: Pizza Mission Accomplished (maybe?). Found a local place called "Vince's Pizza" and will have to go. It's always a gamble when you go local. Oh God. I really hope the place is not a dump.
- 4:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Pizza Eating, Coffee Consumption, and Maybe a Walkaround The Area. I guess I was expecting more excitement. I think I have seen everything. This is not the worst, but definitely not the best place to be.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Netflix and chill (alone, of course). The world is a better place with a good tv show.
- 10:00 PM: Sleep. Or attempt to. Hotels and sleep are often enemies due to the AC making noise, strangers in the hallway, and the feeling of loneliness when far away from home.
Day 2: The Deep Dive (Into Elyria & My Feelings).
- 7:00 AM: Free breakfast! Oh, the glory of the free breakfast. I will give the Hampton Inn credit for the free breakfast. I'm not saying it's gourmet, but it beats a dry bagel and instant coffee. Attempt to snag a waffle without starting a full-blown breakfast war with the other guests.
- 7:30 AM - 9:00 AM: Free breakfast! The same things as yesterday.
- 9:30 AM: A bit of exploration. Is there anything to see. Anything. Anywhere. I think I'm starting to get that feeling.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Library. I think I have seen everything. This is not the worst, but definitely not the best place to be.
- 12:00 - 1:00 PM: Lunch.
- 1:30 PM: The Real, Deep Dive. So, this is not the place you expected? The place you have been planning to see? And you just don't want it? Where is the fun in Elyria? Let’s be real, the emotional roller coaster of travel sets in. It’s the disappointment of the place not living up to the hype… or maybe it's the realization that I'm just, well, in Elyria. This is not necessarily a bad thing… is it? I'm not sure. I'm in a small town, and I have mixed emotions. I don't know how to feel.
- 2:00 PM - 8:00 PM: The thing I will never forget. One thing I'll do? I'll spend the afternoon sitting in the outdoor sitting area of the hotel. Watching the sky change colors, listening to the wind, re-reading the same chapter of the book over and over. The monotony of existence.
- 9:00 PM: Pizza eating (again). I can't stop thinking about that pizza.
- 10:00 PM: Sleep.
Day 3: Departure (and a Touch of Existential Dread).
- 7:00 AM: Free breakfast… for the last time! Gotta get my fill of questionable scrambled eggs and possibly stale pastries.
- 8:00 AM: Pack. This time without the granola bar.
- 9:00 AM: Check out. Pray the key card worked!
- 9:30 AM: Hit the road.
- 10:00 AM: The start of the long, lonely drive homeward.
- 11:00 AM: I think it's time to give Elyria another chance.
- 12:00 PM - 2:00PM: Lunch at the local diner.
- 2:00 - 3:00 PM: Final walk.
- 3:00 PM: Head out. And I'm out.
- 3:30 PM: Reflect. It's not the destination, it's the journey. And sometimes the journey involves slightly disappointing pizza and existential crises in a Hampton Inn in Elyria. And that’s okay. In the end, it all just adds to the story.
- 10:00 PM: Home at last.
Is this really Elyria's BEST Hotel? Like, *actually*?
The Hotel's Rooms - What are they *really* like? The Good, the Bad, the Ugly?
The Breakfast - The Holy Grail or a Breakfast Apocalypse?
The Staff - Angels or Minions of Chaos?
The Pool and Gym - Are They Worth the Hype?
Location, Location, Location - Is it Convenient?
Would you *actually* stay there again? The Real Question!
