Escape to Comfort: Hampton Inn Collinsville, IL - Your Perfect Gateway!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're heading to Collinsville, Illinois, and I'm about to spill the tea (or maybe, the complimentary tea, thanks Hampton Inn!) on my experience at Escape to Comfort: Hampton Inn Collinsville, IL - Your Perfect Gateway! This isn't your average, sterile hotel review, folks. This is a journey. Think less Travel Channel, more… me after too much coffee, armed with a notepad and a slightly chaotic brain.
First off, let's be real. Finding an accessible hotel that actually is accessible is like finding a unicorn that enjoys interpretive dance. But good news! "Escape to Comfort" seems to have it mostly sorted. Accessibility: This is important, I'm glad I saw that this hotel is wheelchair accessible. Wheelchair accessible options are usually a HUGE plus for inclusivity, and a big selling point for me.
Now, the meat and potatoes, the stuff that makes or breaks a stay: CLEANLINESS AND SAFETY. Whew. This is a HUGE relief, in this day and age. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE… They're taking it seriously. And a big thumbs up for Rooms sanitized between stays and Room sanitization opt-out available. I appreciated seeing Cashless payment service and Contactless check-in/out. Listen, I hate touching things! And Staff trained in safety protocol? Chef's kiss. Honestly, it made me feel way more relaxed about the whole thing. Knowing they're using Professional-grade sanitizing services is a plus. The Safe dining setup is also great. All of these point towards a hotel that cares, not just about my money, but about my well-being.
But let's dive deeper. Dining, drinking, and snacking. Oh, the things I witnessed! Okay, first let's say, I wanted to visit Asian cuisine in restaurant but I'm not sure if I would be able to get there. The Breakfast [buffet] was a decent spread. Definitely not Michelin-star material, but hey, it's free, and they had waffles! (Priorities, people!). Coffee/tea in restaurant was a lifesaver, especially after accidentally waking up before sunrise. Poolside bar? Sadly, it was a no-go during my visit (off-season, boo!). They had Breakfast service and Breakfast takeaway service too, the perfect way to begin the day!
Okay, enough about eggs. Let's talk about Things to do, ways to relax. Here's where things got interesting…
The Swimming pool [outdoor] look fantastic, but I'm going to be honest, I didn't actually get in the Swimming pool. Brrr! But it looked inviting. And the Fitness center? It had me staring. I usually avoid fitness centres like the plague. But the thought of the gym had me wondering, what is there to do for fun.
Getting around was pretty easy. They had Car park [free of charge]! Major score. Taxi service was available too, but I never needed to use it. Car park [on-site] is a huge plus, especially when you've got luggage and a general aversion to walking. My car was safe there!
Services and conveniences: Okay, this is where Hampton Inn seriously shines. The Front desk [24-hour]. The concierge was super helpful, pointing me in the right direction for some local eats! Daily housekeeping rocks! I can't keep a room tidy on my own, I appreciate the help! The Elevator made getting around a breeze, and the Luggage storage was a godsend when I arrived early. I also appreciated the Dry cleaning and Laundry service options, especially when I realized my favorite shirt had a rogue gravy stain from the buffet (don't judge).
Now, let's peek into the rooms themselves. Available in all rooms!
- Additional toilet - Never hurts!
- Air conditioning - Crucial, especially in the summer heat!
- Alarm clock - You gotta wake up sometime!
- Bathrobes - Cozy comfort!
- Bathroom phone - (Is that a thing anymore?)
- Bathtub - Bubble bath, anyone?
- Blackout curtains - Essential for sleep, and perfect if you are sensitive to light.
- Closet - Gotta hang those clothes somewhere!
- Coffee/tea maker - Wake up!
- Complimentary tea - Nice touch!
- Daily housekeeping - Wonderful!
- Desk - Great for work (or, you know, avoiding work).
- Extra long bed - Love it.
- Free bottled water - Hydration is key!
- Hair dryer - Life saver!
- High floor - Loved it, I like a good view.
- In-room safe box - always a plus.
- Internet access – LAN - Nice!
- Internet access – wireless - Yay, Wi-Fi!
- Ironing facilities - To keep my clothes looking presentable (sort of).
- Laptop workspace - For blogging, of course.
- Linens - Soft sheets, always a win.
- Mini bar - (I may or may not have raided it…).
- Non-smoking - So important.
- Private bathroom - Of course.
- Reading light - Cozy vibes!
- Refrigerator - For those midnight snacks.
- Satellite/cable channels - Endless entertainment!
- Seating area - Relaxation station.
- Shower - Essential for washing off the day.
- Smoke detector - Safety first.
- Soundproofing - Blissful silence!
- Telephone - In case of emergencies (or room service!).
- Toiletries - Always appreciated!
- Wake-up service - Gotta get up at some point!
- Wi-Fi [free] - YES!
My Emotional Rollercoaster (because let's be real, that's what a trip is):
Coming in, I was a little skeptical. Hampton Inn, right? Seems generic. But my room was clean, comfortable, and the staff was surprisingly friendly. I had a moment of pure bliss sitting in the window seat, sipping tea, and just… breathing. It wasn't fancy, but it was comfortable. And that's what I needed.
Okay, so maybe the buffet wasn't gourmet, and yeah, I missed out on the outdoor pool. But overall? I'd say Escape to Comfort: Hampton Inn Collinsville, IL - Your Perfect Gateway! is a solid choice. It's clean, it's safe, and it's got the basics covered. And sometimes, that's all you need. It's perfect.
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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this itinerary isn't your grandma's meticulously color-coded spreadsheet. This is… life in a Hampton Inn in Collinsville, Illinois. And trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
Day 1: Arrival & That Pool That's Kinda…There
- 14:00 - Arrival & Check-in Fiasco: Ugh, the drive. Seriously, why does it always feel longer than it actually is? Finally pull into the Hampton Inn parking lot. Feeling optimistic, I grab my bags (okay, bag – less is more in a post-pandemic world), march to the front desk, and… wait for it… I'm not in the system. Turns out, Karen at the front desk (bless her heart, she looked like she'd seen some things) had to re-enter all my info because the computer decided to have a mid-afternoon existential crisis. Eventually, I'm in, and the room… well, it's definitely a Hampton Inn room. Beige. Comfortable. Functional. The holy trinity of hotel room design.
- 14:30 - The Pool Observation (and Contemplation of Human Nature): Okay, the pool. Listen, I'm not a huge pool person, but I always feel obligated to check it out. This one…it's there. Chlorine wafts in the air. A family with a screaming toddler is already claiming their territory. I debate whether to actually go in. The tiny "beach" area doesn't look inviting at all. Then I see a guy with a serious sunburn, looking miserable, and I decide, "Nah, maybe later." Maybe never.
- 15:00 - Settling In & Room Inventory: Time to unpack! I always feel compelled to conduct a thorough room inventory. Towels? Check. Shampoo? Check. Tiny, pre-packaged coffee packets that will invariably disappoint? DOUBLE CHECK. There's a weird brown stain on the carpet near the window that I really don't want to think about. I'm going to go grab a coffee.
- 16:00 - The Search for Coffee, a Spiritual Quest: The coffee… it's the foundation of any worthwhile hotel experience. The in-room coffee is a joke. This is not the place for high-end caffeine consumption. The lobby coffee is… well, it’s there. It's lukewarm and a slightly acidic disappointment. Maybe I'll try the little cafe. This turns out to be a glorified vending machine, offering various forms of caffeinated disappointment.
- 17:00 - Dinner - Location, Location, Location: My stomach is grumbling, which means I have to find something to eat. Collinsville, let's be honest, doesn't exactly scream "culinary paradise." Google Maps recommends a few chain restaurants. I'm craving comfort food, so I go for a local diner. The food is good, the service is friendly, and the plates are huge. I'm starting to feel like I might survive this trip after all.
- 19:00 - Wind Down: Back to the hotel! I’m watching some TV and it's just the thing. You never know what show you want to watch until you have 200 channels to scroll through. It's perfect.
- 22:00 - Slumber: Time for sleep. My body is ready.
Day 2: The Unexpected Detour & The Roller Rink of Destiny
- 07:00 - Wake Up and the Dread of Breakfast: Ugh, another day. The complimentary breakfast is a mixed bag. Dry waffles, rubbery eggs, and questionable sausage. This is what nightmares are made of. I grab a waffle and decide to drown it in syrup and just hope for the best.
- 08:00 - The Unexpected Detour - The Cahokia Mounds: I have a plan to visit the Gateway Arch. But I did some research and found a historical site! The Cahokia Mounds! This is where the world's largest pre-Columbian city flourished. I drive there to see if this history thing is for me?
- 11:00 - Roller Rink of Destiny: On the way back from Cahokia, I pass it.
- The Roller Rink.
- I’m talking about the kind with the neon lights, the cheesy music, and the slightly dodgy smell.
- I have to go.
- I mean, who doesn't love a good skating session?
- I rent some skates.
- Within 5 minutes, I'm pretty sure I've pulled a muscle.
- But the music is bumping, the kids are zooming past like tiny speed demons, and honestly, I'm having the time of my life!
- 14:00 - Post-Roller Rink Recovery: My body is screaming, so I head back to the hotel to rest. This is the point where I have to fight off the urge to just order pizza for the rest of the day.
- 16:00 - A Walk (to Avoid the Pizza Trap): The urge to order pizza is strong. I decide to take a walk. Collinsville… in the afternoon… with the sun beating down. It's not exactly a scenic wonderland. I see a lot of strip malls, a surprisingly decent park, and a few friendly (or maybe just confused) squirrels.
- 17:00 - Dinner (and Regret, a Familiar Friend): I succumbed. Pizza it is. The reviews were okay, but in the end, it was just… pizza.
- 21:00 - Second Wind: Another day, another evening to sit in the room and watch some television. I start reading and I am immediately engrossed in my book. I've been meaning to read for a while. It's just the thing.
- 23:00 - Lights Out (And the Echo of Roller Skates): Bedtime. I close my eyes and the sounds of roller skates and laughter echo in my mind.
- I think I’m going to sleep well tonight.
- Maybe I’ll try to find another skating rink tomorrow.
Day 3: The Gateway Arch (and the Long Drive Home)
- 07:00 - Breakfast (The Final Stand): The last breakfast! I’m thinking I’m going to miss this. Or not.
- 08:00 - The Gateway Arch (Finally!): Today's the day! After a couple of days, I get the chance to see the Gateway Arch! I mean, it's the Gateway Arch. It's impressive. The tram ride to the top is a little claustrophobic, but the view is worth it.
- 13:00 - The Big Goodbye: The drive. The ultimate test of endurance. The radio can only distract me for so long. I think the car ride is the worst part of every trip.
- 17:00 - Home Sweet Home: I'm finally home. The Hampton Inn in Collinsville is behind me, but the memories, the mild anxieties, the spontaneous roller-skating adventure… those will linger. This trip wasn’t perfect. It was messy, slightly uncomfortable, and filled with questionable decisions. But you know what? That’s the beauty of it. That’s life, baby. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Escape to Comfort: Hampton Inn Collinsville, IL - Your (Maybe, Probably) Perfect Gateway! - FAQs (And My Rambling Thoughts)
Okay, so, Collinsville? Really? Why Hampton Inn Collinsville? Isn't that... *boring*?
Alright, look, I get it. Collinsville, Illinois. Doesn't exactly scream "glamour," does it? My first thought? "Ugh, nothing but cornfields and... what *else* is here?" But hear me out! Sometimes, the *boring* is exactly what you need. You know, a place to just... *breathe*. And the Hampton Inn? It's a safe bet. Reliable. Clean sheets. Free breakfast (more on that later...). It’s a comfy basecamp, okay? Besides, I was here for **THE CAKE**. Yeah, that's right, I came to Collinsville to see the World's Largest Catsup Bottle. Don't judge me.
The Rooms: Are they actually comfortable, or just *Hampton Inn* comfortable?
Okay, let's talk room comfort. Look, I'm not expecting a Four Seasons suite when I book a Hampton. But the rooms? Surprisingly decent! The bed? Not cloud-nine, but good enough to collapse on after a long day of... well, looking at a giant catsup bottle. The pillows are plentiful (important! I, like, *need* three). The AC worked. This is crucial, folks. No one wants to sweat their way through a trip. My only gripe? The bathroom. It was... fine. Clean, functional, but a little… bland? Like a beige wall. You know? It's not a design magazine spread, that's for sure. Which is fine, honestly. Function over flair, right? (Mostly.) There’s no magical, dreamy feel. Just a room. A clean, quiet room, offering escape. Sometimes that's enough.
Let's talk about the Breakfast. I'm a breakfast snob. Is it going to disappoint me?
Ah, breakfast. The make-or-break for any hotel stay, right? Honestly... it's typical Hampton Inn breakfast. Don't expect Michelin-star quality scrambled eggs. BUT! They have a waffle maker. And I, my friends, am a *sucker* for a waffle maker. Sure, the batter is from a giant dispenser, and the "syrup" is probably more corn syrup than maple, but you know what? It's *fun* to make your own waffle! And there's coffee! Plentiful, mediocre coffee that you guzzle down anyway. And they had the little fruit cups which, let's be real, are probably the most health-conscious thing I ate all weekend. It's not gourmet, but it's *convenient*. And, again, waffles. I really love waffles.
Is there a pool? Because after that catsup bottle... a swim sounds nice.
Yup! There *is* a pool! I mean, it's not a resort-style pool, with waterfalls and swim-up bars (this is Collinsville, after all). It's your standard indoor pool. Clean, well-maintained (from what I saw through the giant glass windows). I didn't actually *use* it. I’m a bit of a germaphobe and also, sometimes, I'm lazy. I was more interested in taking a nap. But hey! Options. And after a day of driving and staring at a giant condiment container, a quick dip could be just the thing. I felt like a weirdo just knowing it was there!
What's the deal with the location? Anything interesting nearby *besides* a massive Heinz bottle?
Okay, okay, other things besides the glorious Catsup Bottle! The Hampton Inn is conveniently located off the highway. Which is good for easy access. You'll probably be driving. A lot. But here's the thing... Collinsville is also not exactly a metropolis, so don't expect to stroll out the door and find the Louvre. There's a variety of chain restaurants (the usual suspects: Cracker Barrel, Applebee's… you know the drill). I did see a local place called "A Better Place Restaurant" (true story!) that looked decent. Didn’t eat there. Honestly, I was so exhausted, I think I just ordered a pizza delivery. Convenience over discovery that time. Also: St. Louis is nearby! (About 30 minutes or so), if you want to escape to, well, another place and have more options!
Is the staff friendly? Because grumpy hotel staff can ruin a trip.
The staff? Actually, yeah, they were great. Friendly, helpful, seemed genuinely nice. Check-in was a breeze (thank goodness). I had a small issue with the TV remote (because, you know, I'm technologically challenged). The front desk fixed it immediately. No eye-rolls, no sighs of exasperation, even though I probably deserved them. The breakfast attendant was super cheerful, even at like, 7 AM. That takes some serious skill. Definitely a big plus. You know those little things that turn the average stay into a *good* stay? That was it.
Anything I should be prepared for? Any hidden downsides?
Hmm. Hidden downsides… Let's see. It's a Hampton Inn, so it's not exactly *unique*. You won't be regaling your friends with tales of the quirky charm. Also, if you're expecting a bustling nightlife, go somewhere else. Collinsville is… quiet. Which is good, in some ways. Means I slept soundly. The walls *might* be a little thin? I heard a kid running in the hallway at one point. But hey, that’s hotel life, isn’t it? Oh! And the elevator was a little slow. That's my one big complaint. Not a huge deal, but if you have heavy luggage and are on the third floor, it feels like an eternity. I'd take an elevator ride over walking, honestly.
So, overall? Would you stay there again?
Honestly? Yeah. I would. For what it is, it’s a solid choice. Clean, comfortable, convenient. And hey, it's close to the World's Largest Catsup Bottle. What more could you ask for? Sometimes, you just need a place to crash, you know? A place to unwind without the pressure of, like, trying to *experience* things. A place to eat questionable waffles and just… be. That, the Hampton Inn offered. And sometimes, that’s the perfect getaway. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm suddenly craving a waffle.
